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Song Parodies -> "Feminine (I think I'm truly going straight some day)"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man (I think it's gonna be a long long time)"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Feminine (I think I'm truly going straight some day)"

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The Lyrics

I apologize far in advance if I offend anyone. I also apologize if the date is wrong, because I looked in a bunch of places for the decade.
I thought feminine wasn't bad
Zero points for one more man
And I'm not gonna cry like a girl no more
I miss the good old days when gay was fine
It's lonely on rainbows
But I gave off some signs

And I think I'm truly going straight one day
'Til walking on heels will make them find
I'm not the man they think I am at all
Oh no no no I'm feminine
Feminine flaming over all the other men

I'll never ever have to raise children
In fact it's just as well
Cuz I can't drive to Massachusetts but when
I do this problem you will comprehend
I'll walk down the aisle a new man
With another man, with another man

And I think I'm truly going straight one day...
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MrMacphisto - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This was funny, but aren't you missing a few stanzas? I don't know... I haven't heard the original in a long time....
Ash - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
No actually, when I looked up the lyrics, this is what I found. See, the reason you'd think that is because Sir Elton repeats the chorus quite a few times before fading.

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