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Song Parodies -> "(Homophobic) Rural Prancer"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"(Homophobic) Rural Prancer"

Parody Written by:

Jay W

The Lyrics

A beautiful coming-of-age story about a repressed homophobe (similar but not identical to the neighbor in "American Beauty') and a Gay biker. This isn't a criticism of rural people in general, only repressed ignorant ones. I put quite an effort into making sure that every line here has a perfectly clean interpretation.
Homophobic Rural Prancer

Gay not maybe, closet lady, boy's part of the band
Squinty-eyed, pirate bile, he's limp in his rifle hand
Closet queen, oh, you must have seen him prancing 'cross his land
And now I'm in him, always with him, homophobic country man

Calls them freaks-- in his bare feet
Cause they go against his God
Shotgun rack, needs a bath
His blockhead skull is filled with sand

He and no man will hold my hand
In the natatorium
Later on, I'll snap his thong
You ever see a country bum?

But oh how you have appeal
Lying here with someone queer
Only you and you don't fear me
When I say softly, slowly

Homophobic rural prancer
Shoot my shotgun on the highway
If it's love it isn't sinnin'
Ain't no crime to show you're gay.

Aint' got rabies? A check up maybe, seems to be at hand.
Shifty-eyed, toothless smile, we'll open a taco stand
Ballerina, can't wait to see him--dancing with a man
And now he's in me, always with me, homophobic country man

Homophobic rural prancer
Wax the headlight on my Harley
In the b***h seat you'll be grinnin'
We'll cruise the city by the bay

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Pacing: 2.0
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Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

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mac - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... the title alone is worth 5's. Good job.
Claude Prez - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
"Wax the headlight"? I don't wanna know
Diva - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Twisted softtale ! I'll take it in jest, like a redneck joke.
Jay W - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks guys for looking and voting.
Mister Steve - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Class Act! I laughed the whole way through it. Good job!
a.k - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
stupid, and pretty credit for bashing homophobics, get a life a**hole
Jay W - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
ak, I'm not bashing homophobics. I'm saying that many , but not all, of them are actually gay--living in denial. If you construe that as bashing, then you obviously see gays as inferior and perhaps are living in denial yourself. I don't see gay people as inferior, so I'm not bashing. Have you ever seen "American Beauty"? This notion of denial is illustrated in Best-Picturestyle.

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