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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

D. M. Goldstein

The Lyrics

I packed my bags last night for flight;
Zero hour, one a.m.;
And I'm gonna be high in my sleigh by then.

I miss the Pole so much, I miss my wife;
It's lonely out in space
On such a famous flight.

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
before you get your gifts; you've yet to find
I'm not the man you think I am at all,
oh no, no, no; because I'm Santa Claus.
Santa Claus, flying with my reindeer 'cross the sky.

The Pole ain't the kind of place to raise your kids;
In fact, it's cold as hell;
But there's elves to baby-sit them if you did.

And all these 'Go-bots' I don't understand;
It's just my job one day a year.
Santa Claus, I'm Santa Claus.

(repeat Chorus and end.)
Copyright 1985

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