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Song Parodies -> "The Bitch Got Axed"
Original Song Title:
"The Bitch is Back"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"The Bitch Got Axed"
Parody Written by:
Pol Potlatch An' Pals
The Lyrics
How’d they justify that viewer swive?
They insane or truly bad guys?
Minds were changin’ post-viewer attacks
They realized their boner, and the bitch got axed
Hired for one day, fools not bright
Brought the cancer in, news crew said “This ain’t right”
Finally got the message, the NBC suits
They had hired someone in seditionist cahoots
Eweu!!
So the bitch, so the bitch, loathsome bitch got axed
Ill as Stone turd, also equally wack
Canned the bitch, axed the bitch that’s got many loose screws
Told her: “Get on the move, we ain’t keepin’ you
No, no no”!
She’s insane, with a sick brain
Hellish troll on crazy train
She’s gonna go, with luck not back
Though she might appeal the deal, for now the bitch is axed
Go, go, go!
So the bitch, so the bitch, grotesque bitch got axed
Kills a boner when she opens her trap
Axed the bitch, canned the bitch, a seditionist stooge.
Reaction to moronic hiring was huge
D’oh! D’oh! D’oh!
Bitch, bitch, bitch got axed….
They insane or truly bad guys?
Minds were changin’ post-viewer attacks
They realized their boner, and the bitch got axed
Hired for one day, fools not bright
Brought the cancer in, news crew said “This ain’t right”
Finally got the message, the NBC suits
They had hired someone in seditionist cahoots
Eweu!!
So the bitch, so the bitch, loathsome bitch got axed
Ill as Stone turd, also equally wack
Canned the bitch, axed the bitch that’s got many loose screws
Told her: “Get on the move, we ain’t keepin’ you
No, no no”!
She’s insane, with a sick brain
Hellish troll on crazy train
She’s gonna go, with luck not back
Though she might appeal the deal, for now the bitch is axed
Go, go, go!
So the bitch, so the bitch, grotesque bitch got axed
Kills a boner when she opens her trap
Axed the bitch, canned the bitch, a seditionist stooge.
Reaction to moronic hiring was huge
D’oh! D’oh! D’oh!
Bitch, bitch, bitch got axed….
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