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Song Parodies -> "Burger Van"

Original Song Title:

"Rocket Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Burger Van"

Parody Written by:

The Parody Author

The Lyrics

She packed my lunchbox last night, prepped it all with care,
The cravings for a juicy burger, I just can't bear.
I'm a regular at the corner of the street,
Where the sizzle of the grill and the smell, oh, so sweet.

Oh, burger van, flippin' patties in a fryin' pan,
Eatin' sliders, munchin' fries, oh, man, oh, man.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time,
Till I find a better taste, it's so sublime.

The menu's full of choices, from classic to deluxe,
With lettuce, cheese, and pickles, it's the tastiest of bucks.
The cook shouts my order, "Double cheese, hold the mayo!"
I can't wait to get my hands on that burger, I say so.

Oh, burger van, flippin' patties in a fryin' pan,
Eatin' sliders, munchin' fries, oh, man, oh, man.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time,
Till I find a better taste, it's so sublime.

And all those other eateries, they just don't compare,
To the burger van's magic, it's beyond compare.
I'm a burger man, rocketing through the flavors,
Satisfying my hunger, never savorless or tasteless.

The ketchup's flowin', mustard's glowin', it's a burger symphony,
With every bite, I'm in delight, it's pure gastronomy.
So here's to you, burger van, the star of the show,
You've turned my lunchtime into a culinary glow.

Oh, burger van, flippin' patties in a fryin' pan,
Eatin' sliders, munchin' fries, oh, man, oh, man.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time,
Till I find a better taste, it's so sublime.

Burger van, you're the foodie's dream,
With every bite, you make my taste buds scream.
So keep on grillin', and don't you ever close,
Cause in this burger van, my appetite forever grows!

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Amiright Suggestion Box - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
The OS contains one the greatest, most iconic couplets in pop music history, namely, "Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids; In fact, its cold as hell" So, if you want the really big reaction, you have to track that one closely .. as in "Prawns aint the kind of thing to feed your kids; In fact, they taste like hell"
More ASB - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
And theres no one there TO grill them, if you did
hungry now - September 06, 2023 - Report this comment
burger with ketchup and Pepsi, I love ketchup and Pepsi
The Parody Author - September 07, 2023 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments all. Feel free to comment on my other parodies
Renee - October 19, 2023 - Report this comment
Please sing this song and upload it

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