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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Conspiracy Road"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye Conspiracy Road"

Parody Written by:

Ant C

The Lyrics

So good to see you crash down
So great to spoil your plans
You should have stayed in New York
And hustled toupee’s and bad spray tan
The long con couldn’t hold up forever
The truth don’t line up with you
Mike Pence was a present for Jack Smith to open
The man has flipped and is singing
The truth, ah, ah

So goodbye conspiracy road
Where the dregs of society howl
I can’t go back to my penthouse
It looks like I’m gonna get plowed
Thrown to the howling old bulls in the yard
Looking for chubby fresh fish
Oh I finally admit that my future lies
In prison, taking big dicks
Ah, ah

So What do you think you'll do now?
Since I flushed the party down the drain
Maybe slip Ronna Romney some roofies and vodka
To nominate Ted Cruz again
But wait, you’ve got yourself a replacement
A doppelgänger saved from the pound
A Mongrel who blew all his money
Pandering to MAGA freak shows
From small towns, ah, ah

So goodbye conspiracy road
Where the flat earth society howls
Where Steve Bannon whips up the clueless
Where proud boys and oath seekers prowl
Back to Hannity telling tales on Fox News
Feeding untruths to old folks
And Now finally admit that I took you down
A black Q-Anon hole
Ah, ah

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Ant C - August 07, 2023 - Report this comment
Super hugs and kisses Trump thumpers.
Rand - August 07, 2023 - Report this comment
Troll politics have dumped all over the fun and good vibes this site used to have.
eel deal - August 07, 2023 - Report this comment
i sang this to myself and had to laugh!
CML - August 07, 2023 - Report this comment
I couldnt agree with you more. Since when did it become OK for one faction to spew endless amounts of pathological hatredl toward the other side. This is all going one way from the Left to the Right. This particular parody may be the vilest thing ever to show up at Amiright .... with the possible exception of Fack Sabbath ... now that was one suck fick.
Libby - August 08, 2023 - Report this comment
And whose fault was that, Rand? And CML, which side was spewing textual diarrhea years before Trump even rode down that escalator?
Phil Alexander - August 09, 2023 - Report this comment
@Libby - CML has 100% confirmation bias: he appears not to see *any* of the mindless insult that gets sent in any direction other than to him. As a relative newbie, he won't have seen what Bush's supporters used to post on Bill Tong's parodies (others besides, but especially Bill's) which was ongoing for more than a decade before he showed up here. The invective was and is overwhelmingly one way, yet he still plays the "it's all teh libs" card on a regular basis. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that someone who still seems to believe that the election was stolen is incapable of evaluating evidence, even when it's very clear indeed.
CML - August 10, 2023 - Report this comment
It certainly is NOW, Phil. ..... And no Phil, I am completely capable of evaluating evidence about election fraud because I worked American elections for thirty years so I know when something is fishy. And what happened in 2020 (and 2022) was about a dozen quantum leaps beyond UNPRECEDENTED. And I've made all the arguments to support the theory that the indirect evidence that fraud took place was enormous. The only possible explanation for these gigantic anomalies is fraud. And of course there is direct evidence in the form of hundreds of affidavits detailing Democrats driving away Republican poll watchers or physically intimidating them. There are also videos of ballots being unloaded in counting centers in Atlanta and Detroit after the election centers supposedly "closed" for the night .. followed by impossible increases for Biden a few hours later. And what was the explanation for this .. "Shut up, insurrectionist" they explained
Libby - August 11, 2023 - Report this comment
In other words, CML, "Some people say..." LOLOLOLOLOL
eel deal - August 11, 2023 - Report this comment
the insatiable appetite by many righties to try to spin the unspinnable their way is truly remarkable..
Phil Alexander - August 12, 2023 - Report this comment
Sorry, CML, you have shown yourself supremely incapable of evaluating evidence. You have supplied nothing which even suggests fraud on the sort of scale to change a single state's outcome; I have looked at every single link suggested here as supporting a stolen election, and either they're fully debunked or if they actually happened they aren't what they're being claimed to be. How many cases presented in courts claiming fraud? And how many failed? (I'll give you a clue: *all of them*, irrespective of whether they were in front of Republican-or Democrat-appointed judges - this isn't partisan bias, it's that these claims simply do not hold up). That you still think you are capable of evaluating the evidence shows Trump-levels of self-delusion, I'm afraid.

If the evidence is so convincing, why have you been completely and utterly unable to present a single thing that a) shows fraud, b) might have swung a state, and c) actually happened?

It's a bit like your contention that the insults on amiright flow more towards the right wing than doled out by them: you can only think that by ignoring all the mindless stupidity from your pseudonymous fellow cult members.

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