Boobs seem shapely
Belle ain't lady
Seams stressed fore and aft

Gritty guy
Pilot's style
Dude's wary of floozie scam

Gal's subpoena
Too tough t' please the
Branch Davidians

(And) how these MDs
Gawk way in me
Fighting cancer with a scan

Judas Priest
Outwits some creeps
Handling wicked bouts with clods

Burning hash
Need some grass
The trumped-up charges got chaps mad

The ammo's banned
Xi aids Iran
Lifts a moratorium

Bookie's blond
She brings some bongs
The nerds she owes re-tune, beat drums

But oh, now I wield no deal
Rising fear, it's no fun year
Only brews and booze can cheer me
As I face costly loan fees

Holy oldsters fighting cancer
Browse the websites like it's child's play
Shady louts compete with women
Dudes have a grizzly way to play

Holy posters fighting cancer
Pounds of egg whites on the driveway
Lazy clowns with schemes within them
Dudes have a dizzy way to sway

Moonbeams save me
Hell may slay me
Venus scorches glands

Witty lines
Wry stuff wild
Rules varied amuse sick fans

Scalp has sheen-a
Too much half clean-a
Scansion isn't grand

Nouns tweaked grimly
Scrawls made crisply
Like these stanzas writ' by hand

But no cow in field, goat kneels
Trying beer with loathsome deer
Doling brew from two cans queerly
As I lay coughing, toking

Only oldsters like these stanzas
Countless test flights on the byways
Crazy mounds on streets t' spin them
Dude has a frizzly wave to shave

Boldly grosser, rhyming stanzas
Oust the bed mites on the dry page
Makes me proud t' please an' win them
Dude has an itchy gray toupee