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Song Parodies -> "Madman That Loves The Slaughter"

Original Song Title:

"Madman Across The Water"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Madman That Loves The Slaughter"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

He will soon be in hell
Where he’ll ogle freaks like cornhole Stalin
Sulfurous will be the smell
Of the grotesque murderers that there dwell
Criminal ho’s that are genocidal bro’s
Baleful scourges these madmen with small hose

Satan’s tools, well not Putin, have been slain
Like Hitler, who’s no longer in the game
Pussy in the bunker blew out his deranged brain
And POS like ASSad, they still remain
That these creatures are still here
It gives us pain

Till someone offs the Russian rat there’s doom
Until then on the horizon it looms
As long as alive this genocide plotter
He will not relent, the madman that loves the slaughter

He has a sulfur smell
Along with cornole freaks such as Stalin
Cross him, he’ll poison your well
As he puts the civilized world through hell
Criminal ho that’s a genocidal bro
Baleful turd that’s a madman’s gotta go

The ground’s where his rotting corpse should be stored
There’ll be no light till he’s whacked
Turn the tables and taint him
With some Novichok in tea
We’ll be fine when someone’s slain him

Till someone offs this Russian rat there’s doom
For sh!it like him in the world there’s no room
As long as lives this genocide plotter
Will keep digging in, the madman that loves the slaughter

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Inquiring Mind That Wants To Know - May 13, 2022 - Report this comment
But what are your TRUE feelings about Putin?
Michael Pacholek - May 13, 2022 - Report this comment
Looks like they're about the same as mine.

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