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Song Parodies -> "Guacodile Rock"

Original Song Title:

"Crocodile Rock"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Guacodile Rock"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

I prefer a guac that’s young
Made with fruit with no bruises, hun
Plus cilantro & jalapeno
And a bit of lime to cut down the brown

But the biggest kick I ever got
Was trying a dip called the Guacodile Rock
While the other kids were stuck on salsa
I was hoppin’ & boppin’ thanks to Guacodile Rock

Well, guac dippin’ is something hip
On our beets and on our dills
I never knew me a better dip, and I guess I never will
Oh my, mama, what a bite
When you use this dressing right
Guac dippin’ is out of sight

In recents days there’s no guac in sight
The ban from Mexico has caused the plight
Bong nights crying while toking weed
Dreaming of some cado topping good black beans

But they'll never kill the thrills we've got
We’ll make our own Guacodile Rock
Learning fast to use our spices rack
With local fruit, Guacodile Rock will last

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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SwimPuff165 - February 21, 2022 - Report this comment
I thought this would be about PvZ 2 since there’s a plant called Guacodile.
vegan minstrel - February 22, 2022 - Report this comment
apparently there's a stand in a food market in Asbury Park, NJ using the name Guacodile Rock.
wildcard - February 22, 2022 - Report this comment
defiantly some syllables ah off

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