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Song Parodies -> "Betsy's Vacant Head"

Original Song Title:

"Benny And The Jets"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Betsy's Vacant Head"

The Lyrics

Hey kids, congregate together
Don't worry 'bout the virus, listen to my empty blether
Everything's gonna be alright
Thus I expound
I say the virus can't make you sick
It will not rebound

Just listen to me and then you will be led
To what could be a rout
B-B-B-Betsy's vacant head
Ain't clear on the concept, dumbness-full
Dolt Betsy ain't too keen
B-B-B-Betsy's vacant head
She's in league with the coot of ethics moot
And she does not have a graymatter bean
B-B-B-Betsy's vacant head

Hey kids, go fill up your backpacks
Now's a good time to
With all your friends share some snacks
Will you survive? Perhaps not for very long
Give it to your parents and help defeat
What's called the "Population Bomb"

So, listen to Betsy and you might be led
To an end, no way out
B-B-Besty, angel of death
Ain't clear on the concept, dumbness-full
Dolt Betsy ain't too keen
You won't be earning loot 'cause you'll be moot
You and family might have left the scene
Of b-b-breath you'll be bereft

So, listen to Betsy and you might be dead
First take your family out
D-d-d-deathward you'll be led
Ain't clear on the concept, dumbness-full
Dolt Betsy ain't too keen
A genuflecting stooge with lips just rouged
For major ass kissing, a MAGA queen
B-B-Betsy also gives head

Betsy’s, Betsy's cranial dreck……………………

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