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Song Parodies -> "Paintball Pervert"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Paintball Pervert"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

The newest trend in Vegas is paying $5000. to hunt nude women with paintballs. A parody paradise is such fodder! Due to a miscommunication Pip and I both started on Pinball Wizard independantly of each other. Since each song came out quite different from the other (we even used different versions), we decided that instead of combining them, we would finish both together and submit both. Please see also "Paintball Bambi."
Ever since I left the Army, I played that ol' paintball
Bought mo' ho's up in Vegas from bets that I did call
But I ain't seen nothing like this - I just gotta tell y'all
That Hunting for Bambi's surely the best sport of all

She stands like a statue - she hides by the latrine
Following her rump she leads me cross the stream
Get 'er with a paint splot so I can hear her squall
This Hunting for Bambi sure makes for fun paintball!

I'm a paintball pervert - I'm on a noble quest
A paintball pervert - I keep Bambi abreast
Why do you think she does it?
Money's good
She loves to be nude

Now Bambi's showin' action - runs thru the bushes & rough
Camouflage don't help her 'cus she's in the buff
Bring her home to LA - mount her on my wall
That Hunting for Bambi makes for some great paintball

I'll truss her up now and drag her back to camp
I hunted a vixen now hopin' she's a vamp

I can't serve her on my table - like a bit of breast
All my scruples wearing thin - I would not pass the test
Such an incredible quarry - my scope it sees her all
That Hunting for Bambi sure keeps me all enthralled!

I'm a paintball pervert - the chase I can't resist
A paintball pervert - I'm such a naturalist
I'm a paintball pervert - the paint shoots out once more
A paintball pervert - unwind my hunting horn!
My aim is sure - Hope I will score!

I thought I loved the reg'lar paintball thing
But five grand bought me a ticket to my dreams
My dreams, my dreams

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Royce Miller - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you
Phil Alexander - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Freaky... I would have thought paintball in the buff would have hurt - still, if the money's right
Peregrin - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Royce? Thank you? For....?
Claude Prez - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I think Royce is thanking you for the same reason I am: Thanks for helping me decide where to go on vacation! Woohoo! Right Royce? (I don't think she's talking to me since it turns out I'm a heathen) Anyway, great job on both but this is my preferred version ("Hides by the latrine" was great)
Billy Florio - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
You beat me to the parody..great job
Royce Miller - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, what I meant was-thanks for putting this in a light that it deserves--I mean, there should be a limit to what a person will do for money--but I know how the world works. Anyway, Claude, if anyone thinks you're a heathen, it's not me!
mandamoo - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Surely it's a hoax ?! Brilliant again guys !
The Who - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
We Sang This!
Adam - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Pinball wizard was by "The Who" and was off of their album "Tommy" but besides that this was great
UnKnownVixen - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
~Viva Las Vegas~

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