I have been havin a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily deal with pets
Don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd put down the cat and the parrot
If I was a doctor, but then again no
Or a man who makes injections that put em down
Oh I know it's not much but that’s what I did
I put down the doghouse, Freddie his name
He broke my cellphone
And you can tell everybody I put him down
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down ya
How wonderful life will be without that dog in the world
I walked to my cupboard and got the injection
Well the dogs behaviour, well they got me quite cross
But I wasn’t kind
And bumped him off!
It's for dogs like him that
Keep my career turned on
So excuse me forgettin your feels
But putting down is the thing I do
You see I laugh, at the injection
If they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Your dog is dead and sorry bout that.
And you can tell everybody I put down your dog
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down your dog
How wonderful life is without the dog in the world
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down your dog
How wonderful life is without the dog in the world


STOP WRONGFUL KILLING OF ANIMALS!