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Song Parodies -> "The Itch is Back"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch is Back"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Itch is Back"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

I was less immune when I was five
To bites and stings from bugs that fly
Times are changing, though they don't inspire us
But the skeeter's gonna get you with the West Nile Virus

Go outside in Fall, that's alright
Even in Spring on a Saturday night
I can kill the pest, any bug or flea
I get high in the evening sniffing DDT

It's an itch, it's an itch
Oh the itch is back
Here all Summer as a matter of fact
I must itch, I must itch
Cause I've more bites than you
Is there a way you can share
Bug repellant too?

They entertain by piercing veins
Swells the skin by causing pain
I don't like those, now where's my bat?
Oh let's swat those nasty insects when the itch gets back


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Billy Florio - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job always
Wild Man - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, Jeremy Ditto

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