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Song Parodies -> "I Am Full of Fright Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Full of Fright Tonight"

Parody Written by:

doppleganger

The Lyrics

When i think of last halloween night
Scary frights, curtains drawn in the dark basement downstairs
Lord it was scary you shoulda been there
Saw a hanging sign that said "Enter If You Dare"
Just more fear and i wish i wasn't here anymore
It's all been crazy lately
some spooky sounds just beyond that basement door


I am full of fright tonight
A nightmare
A demon almost had fish hooks in me
I feel much fear
It nearly had me dead to rights
Blood altar bound
Hypnotized with screaming loudly in my ears
I saw a million flies
Over some poor soul that had just died
They passed away
Faded to grey, bye, bye

When i realized the passing hours
A bloody shower, knife wounds in me
And my blood-curdling screams
Almost strangled by a monster that looks mean
Just an unwilling participant playing against a scary fiend

It's five o'clock in the morning, damn it
I'd leave here if i good
I'd be sleeping in my bed tonight
Safe at last, thanking Heaven that i'm still alive

I am full of fright tonight
A nightmare
A demon almost had fish hooks in me
I feel much fear
It nearly had me dead to rights
Blood altar bound
Hypnotized, he's screaming loudly in my ears
I saw a million flies
Over some poor soul that had just died
They passed away
Faded to grey, bye, bye

It had almost drowned me in the deep end of the river
Wailing to the top of my lungs
Paying for my sinful life forever
They'd come in the morning, coroner's van to take me home

I am full of fright tonight
I am full of fright tonight
I am full of fright tonight
I am full of fright tonight
I am full of fright tonight
I must save my strength, run from the fear of the unknown

I am full of fright tonight
A nightmare
A demon almost had fish hooks in me
I feel much fear
It nearly had me dead to rights
Blood altar bound
Hypnotized with screaming loudly in my ears
I saw a million flies
Over some poor soul that had just died
They passed away
Faded to grey, bye, bye

I am full, i am full, i am full of fright tonight
I am full, i am full, i am full of fright tonight
I am full, i am full, i am full of fright tonight
I am full, i am full, i am full of fright tonight
I am full, i am full, i am full of fright tonight

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