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Song Parodies -> "Rocket Man"
Original Song Title:
"Rocket Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Rocket Man"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
It packed a punch last night, test flight
Zero flyers ducked their heads
And it's gonna reach Guam when they launch again
Pot-bellied Un, the goon, plays with his life
This suicidal race
Oh, what a gormless blight
And I think it's gonna be no time at all
Until that hammer starts its fatal fall
He's on a path to self destruction yeah
No Ho Chi Minh, no, he's Rocket Man
Rocket Man, that's what Trump has started calling him
After that it's gonna be a long long time
Till North Korea has a healthy clime
The Geiger counter beeps its warning, no!
Go go go go Oh, that Rocket Man
Rocket Man, ruler of a burned out Thunder Dome
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
But Pyongyang's just as bad
Radiation would mutate them, if you did
And all this bluster
I don't understand
What ever does he hope to win
Rocket Man
Rocket Man
And I think it's gonna be no time at all
Until that hammer starts its fatal fall
He's on a path to self destruction yeah
No Ho Chi Minh, no, he's Rocket Man
Rocket Man, that's what Trump has started calling him
After that it's gonna be a long long time
Till North Korea has a healthy clime
The Geiger counter beeps its warning, no!
Go go go go Oh, that Rocket Man
Rocket Man, ruler of a burned out Thunder Dome
Zero flyers ducked their heads
And it's gonna reach Guam when they launch again
Pot-bellied Un, the goon, plays with his life
This suicidal race
Oh, what a gormless blight
And I think it's gonna be no time at all
Until that hammer starts its fatal fall
He's on a path to self destruction yeah
No Ho Chi Minh, no, he's Rocket Man
Rocket Man, that's what Trump has started calling him
After that it's gonna be a long long time
Till North Korea has a healthy clime
The Geiger counter beeps its warning, no!
Go go go go Oh, that Rocket Man
Rocket Man, ruler of a burned out Thunder Dome
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
But Pyongyang's just as bad
Radiation would mutate them, if you did
And all this bluster
I don't understand
What ever does he hope to win
Rocket Man
Rocket Man
And I think it's gonna be no time at all
Until that hammer starts its fatal fall
He's on a path to self destruction yeah
No Ho Chi Minh, no, he's Rocket Man
Rocket Man, that's what Trump has started calling him
After that it's gonna be a long long time
Till North Korea has a healthy clime
The Geiger counter beeps its warning, no!
Go go go go Oh, that Rocket Man
Rocket Man, ruler of a burned out Thunder Dome
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| 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
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| 5 | 52 | 52 | 52 |
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Looks like you incurred the wrath of the Kim Jong Un fanboys, Onslaught
Well you know what they say, raters gotta hate.
Looks like The Comedian is up to his old tricks.
Anyone who knows Johnny knows better than to fall for that, a******
Thank you everyone, 38 votes, I believe that's a new personal best for me. I couldn't have done it without you all.
It's not you all, it's ya all
^ is that your IQ? 39? It's Y'all, not ya all!!!
It's possible that it was Kim Jong Un voting it down. Considering how his father was, I wouldn't be surprised. Like father like son.
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