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Song Parodies -> "The Mitch Attack"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch Is Back"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Mitch Attack"

Parody Written by:

A.e. Jones

The Lyrics

Fighting fire with fire
all that liberal jive is so contrived
and inane, a steaming pie
there’ll be changes, you can bet on that
gonna see great results real soon when the mitch attacks, go, go go!

defeat on one day is alright
but you will soon see a beautiful sight
when the mitch takes a shiv and sticks it into
obamacare and comes up with something that’s new, not old, old

yeah, the mitch, super mitch, super mitch won’t slack
current problems just a minor setback
lefties bitch about mitch along with his great crew
their strategic moves will win, watch the view, yo!

the current pain will not remain
cuz the goal remains the same
obamacare’s gonna retract
when that clever mitch regroups and goes on the attack

lefties bitch about mitch but his guts they lack
he’ll keep moving cuz he ain’t gonna slack
keep on mitch, don’t quit mitch, cuz we’re counting on you
yeah you are gonna do what they say ain’t in you

kudos mitch, right on mitch, keep up the attack
you are gonna get the congress on track
i know mitch has the itch to make better for you
what he is gonna do, obamacare through

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