Lebron gives the oop pass a throw down
The crowd cries out "Jesus!"
Jumps to heights insane
He ascended to be brightest star in town
Lebron, Lebron wants some titles
Not with the Cavs, they say
Spends his nights dunking
In arena down by Biscayne Bay

He was born to pauper of a mom
Near the "Big Mistake"* where the Akron Times said Cavs were dead
And the Browns undone#
Erie City damns its son today

And he shall be Lebron
And he shall be the Great One
And he shall be Mebron
Cleveland cursed its favorite son
And he shall be Lebron
And he shall be the Lost One
He. Shall. Be. Lebron

Lebron can't get big shots to go down
The critics say he shies
'Witzki shoots 'oer Heat zone all day
Gives Bosh a head fake, then he blows by**
And Lebron he needs to hit the big three
Or a choker be maligned
Sends up a bomb, it goes sailing
While Heat hopes, Heat hopes seem to die

He was bailed by rebound and a three
In a taut Game Six when the talking heads said Heat were dead
And the Spurs had won
Epic choke-job was undone by Ray##

And he shall be Lebron
And he shall be the King, man
And he shall be Lebron
In fruition with the franchise plan
And he shall be Lebron
And he shall get more rings, man
He. Shall. Be. Lebron

And he shall be Lebron
And he shall be the King, man
And he shall be Lebron
In transition he's the slamming man (woo!)
And he shall be Lebron
And he shall rock the rim, man
He. Shall. Be. Lebron