Goodbye Rick Santorum
Though we never liked you at all
You had the sense to control yourself
While all the others fought
They fought like cats & dogs
And they truly had no brains
when they nominated Romney
And Obama won again!

And it seems to be that you wasted time
on your Christmas Candle film
T'was a sappy holiday fantasy
steeped in overkill
And you would have liked an Oscar
But you could never win
Your candles blew out long ago;
It's time to pack it in.....

20-12 was tough
The toughest presidential campaign
Republicans wanted the millionaire
and defeat was the price you paid
When your campaign died
Oh the media just pounded you
All the editorials had to say
Was that Rick was one extreme dude

And it seems to be you wasted money
on your Christmas Candle film
T'was a sappy holiday fantasy
steeped in overkill
And you would have liked an Oscar
But you could never win
Your candles blew out long ago;
It's time to pack it in.....

Goodbye Rick Santorum
Though we couldn't stand you at all
You had the sense to control yourself
While those around you fought
so goodbye Rick Santorum
Looking forward to the 20-16 call
maybe you should become more lib-er-al
More than just a right-wing a***ole.

And so hopefully, there'll be no sequel
to your Christmas Candle film
T'was a sappy holiday fantasy
filled with overkill
And Fox News could have told you
that you could never win
Your candles blew out a year ago;
It's time to pack it in.....
Your candles blew out a year ago;
It's time to pack it in.....