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Song Parodies -> "The Glitch Is Back"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch Is Back"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Glitch Is Back"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I was logging on today at five
Full of joy, a tear in my eye
Time is dragging, need some coffee, black
Guess I’m gonna’ be here all night ‘cause the glitch is back

Rollout of the website. Yeah! All right!
Sign up for some healthcare, well, not quite
Seems the site is down, I’ve got the blues
I hear this explanation on the evening news

It’s a glitch, it’s a glitch
Now the glitch is back
Prone to crashing, as a matter of fact
From the flood, from the flood
Of requests coming in
It’s the millions of hits
That’s making this site, tur-urn to… (Next verse please)

I enter info once again
Won’t give up and can’t explain
Can’t feel toes, it’s heart attack
Oh, please hurry up computer. NO! The glitch is back

It’s a glitch, it’s a glitch
No! The glitch is back
IT pros, my ass, they’re nothing but hacks
It’s been years, it’s been years
Still they can’t get it right
Now the hearings are on
The money’s still gone. Uh, oh well

It’s a glitch, it’s a glitch
Yes the glitch is back
Much more of this and I’ll start smoking crack
Sit and wait, sit and wait
Now the hour is late
This is hurting my head
I’m going to bed, ow, ow, ow.

Glitch, glitch
The glitch is back
(Repeat and fade out)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Call me Anti-Care protester - October 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Hey, hey, ACA; how many plans got dropped today .... If you're still young enough to bear or sire offspring, you probably won't get that
Patrick - October 31, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm old enough to remember the origin of that slogan. Which means I'm prime fodder for the death panels. I'd like to think there are some anarcho-libertarian computer hackers out there doing some righteous work with the Obamination site.
Bill Arm - October 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Patrick, you should hang out more with Ted Cruz's padre and regale each other with tales of death panels, Obama's dual Kenyan/Indonesian citizenship, his adherence to Islam, and the righteousness of hacking a web site that is attempting to implement a law of the land which you happen not to like.

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