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Song Parodies -> "Nitwit Ain’t Back"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch Is Back"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Nitwit Ain’t Back"

Parody Written by:

Satire Sam

The Lyrics

No more nutjob jive for a term five
She’s insane, got the crazy eyes
Her derangin’ is gonna go slack
So the Tea Party has lost one, the nitwit ain’t back

Treatment of facts was less that slight
Very little she ever said was right
The eye twitch signified she was loose a screw
Couldn’t look at the camera so her view askew

The nitwit, the dimwit, the nitwit ain’t back
No-know bozo with gray matter of wack
A nitwit, a dimwit
Ran for president too
From the scene she will move
So let’s say “adieu”

In head’s domain a shriveled brain
Her piehole spewed ’tude inane
Don’t like homos, ironic that
Cuz her hubby’s train don’t run on the hetero track

The nitwit, the dimwit, the nit twit ain’t back
Stone cold drone “d’Oh”! with gray matter of lack
A nitwit, a dimwit
Ran for president too
From the scene she will move
Time for someone new

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