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Song Parodies -> "A (Weapon) Saved My Life Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Someone Saved My Life Tonight"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"A (Weapon) Saved My Life Tonight"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

As much as it is far more suitable to ignore individuals like Mr. Jim Carrey who takes an Anti Firearm stance while retaining his own ARMED bodyguard. (Can you say 'hypocrite'?),Charlton Heston isn't around to have his say in matters. I don't think that is altogether fair so I will step up to the plate. Someone has to stand up to the (majority of) Glitterati who show how ill informed they are the moment they begin to talk instead of act. I do NOT belong to the NRA but the Bill of Rights (The First 10 Amendments in the Constitution) came to be for a reason. It was to make things here better than things over there and if you fear freedom so much, feel free to move back over there (The EU) where the people have sacrificed their freedom for (The Illusion of) security. Freedom is dangerous but it ultimately is the best choice regarding at least governance. Comments as always are welcome (Good or Bad) CeLiberal - a manufactured word for Celebrity Liberal
Legislation they fight to pass; means us no good
Elected hoods plot their perfidy downstairs
Hollywood Elite. man you should have been there
They spoke up without acting again and yes they erred!!
I will plug my ears so I don't hear you anymore
Again, Celebs are Morons!
I convulse with mirth while rolling round the basement floor

A pistol saved my life tonight or it soon will!
WHo's that sahinking in abject fear? A criminal!
Your laws would have me roped and tied
Victim bound, fearing sounds!
Sweet Mecca that the robber gained
With Gun Control!
but such control is awful
Go Away! Stay Away! Good Bye!

I never realized how fragile rights were until such as you
encroached on law like a filthy blight....
I can't afford a bodyguard!
if you think government protecs you, you don't think that hard,...
Get this, Celeb Retard!
Back away from Number Two!
It protects both me and you!
If you want guns banned, then go live in the EU!!!

A shotgun saved my life tonight or soon it will!
That bloody stain upon that wall is a criminal!
He broke in to steal what I had!
Now he is dead! I am glad!
No tax money will be wasted now
Hey CeLiberals
Gun Control is pointless!
Go Away Stay Away, Good Bye

The kneejerk reactions to tragedies are pathetic!
We're saddled with more laws...
that only benefit the lawless..
Celebs that opine not act are deserving of ridicule....
A pistol saved my life tonight, a rifle saved my life tonight
a shotgun saved my life tonight, a large clip saved my life tonight
Assault Gun saved my life tonight
You've had your say. so I say educate yourself!!

A firearm saved my life tonight, CeLiberals
You need to flush your toilet becvause it's over full!
Bans only benefit criminal...
Degenerates, Murderers!
You'd give them rights to leave me cold!
Now Gun Control!
is the domain of despot assholes!
Go Away! Stay Away! Good Bye!

(a firearm) saved my life tonight ..until fade....

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Patrick - April 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Bloomberg has an entourage of armed guards. Therefore he has no right to say anything about gun ownership.

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