LeBron wears his Heat cap like a crown
some call him an Uncle Remus
they think it's such a shame
he never went to any college around.

Lebron,he sure does make big money
just enough to make him stay
but he doesn't really count it
would rather mount another trophy for display--

He was born a pauper
around a New Year's Eve
when Bulls fans started to believe,what had been conceived--
now Sodom has there own number "23"....

And he shall be LeBron
but he fancies Superman
the league's handpicked Saviour Son
pulled from a teenage wasteland
don't need to be forgiven
for sneaking in Baba O' Riley's clan...
cause he shall win more than one(title)...

Lebron sells his autographs in town
while eating sour cream and chives
probably eats at Wendy's every day
though he could surely buy up any fast food dive.

But Baba,he wants to go back to L.A.
leave pri-madonna's far behind
could take the Clipper's and get them sailin'
while Sodom and her dream team slowly die--

He turned from a pauper to a pawn
on a July day when the papers said the King had fled
for the Florida sun--
Leo Tolstoy's "devil" knew the game...

And he shall be all brawn
but to the refs still a good man
cause the NBA wants another run
in some secret society plan
make a basketball dominion
converting die-hard 'Phin fans...
with those leaving 'Canes stadium.