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Song Parodies -> "The Curse Is Back"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch Is Back"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Curse Is Back"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Sorry for the second submission(a little rusty), I fixed one line for rhyming. "The Curse" refers to the long long World Series winnless streak that The Red Sox endured which began when they traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees.
Yankees lost that night, but it's alright
Losing game Black..end Red Sox eyes

Karma's changing, that's the Red Sox rant
Now this losing will not leave them cause the Curse is back

Playoff's on Friday Yanks tonight
Gonna be champs that's their Baseball right

Yanks will be the best as their season improves
Runs will pile from their batting ending Detroit soon

Yes the Curse, yes the curse

Now the curse is back
Yan..kee's winners and the Red Sox slacked

And that curse, Oh that curse
Got the Red Sox subdued

And the Yanks will improve,
The champs will come through...

Yanks kicking ass and taking names
Bat's are bold and pitching same

When all is done, aloud, we'll chant
Oh it's good to be in New York, cause the Champs are back

Yes the Champs, Yes the champs
Now the Champs are back

Yanks will win it, that's a World Series FACT
Yankees win, Yankees win

On the diamond they rule

It's just a matter of time.

Twenty eighth will be soon...

Champs, champs, the Yanks are Champs!!!
Curse, curse, the Red Sox Slacked...

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Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
They cheated, they lied about it, they got caught, and now they're paying the price. Which is a lot more than $19.18. A five-run inning for you.
Mark Scotti - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
A Red Sox World series Banner to you Michael for your vote and praise. YES, I did say RED SOX banner, because I wanted to give something valuable to you, and that banner is going to become a rarity for the next HUNDRED YEARS....LOL
AFW - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Not into baseball these days, used to be an Indians fan..but drifted away when they kept losing...good parody work, tho'
Porfle Popnecker - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Not a Yanks fan, but I liked this parody!
Max Power - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Not to mention it's also the only time I hear John Sterling happy when the opposing team won. Karmatic retribution to the Red Sox fans for gloating over the summer.
Mark Scotti - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
A "Grand Slam" of thanks to Porfle and Max(again)...LOL
Christie Marie M - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
The Curse Is Back....and so is Mark Scotti!! How have you been? It's been awhile since you set foot on this site. I'm a Yankees fan as well and look forward to the World Series. 555 Grand Slams for this one!
Old Man Ribber - October 01, 2011 - Report this comment
OMG! Welcome back Mark Scotti! ;D
Mark Scotti - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment
A "double" of thanks to Christie & The Ribber! I hope to add new stuff soon, but i've been working two jobs and life's been a little tough. My parody did get picked up by my favorite radio station, so i will post the recorded version of this soon!
Max Power - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment
It got picked up by a radio station? Now that's impressive.
Mark Scotti - October 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Hi Max. Yes, they liked the idea and ran with it. I got the mp3 and made it into a video at:
Michael Marino - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Hate the Yankees. Love the song. Lets Go Mets!
Mark Scotti - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
They don't look like they're going to be lasting too much longer. Oh well, at lease Boston didn't make it. Thanks, Michael!

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