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Song Parodies -> "She's a Witch (Bedevere the Brain)"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch is Back"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"She's a Witch (Bedevere the Brain)"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

There are three things you need to know when you're a king. 1) Camelot is a silly place. 2) How to successfully blow thy enemy to bits using holy relics. 3) Bird aerodynamics and weight ratios. 5) Spotting a witch.
“We are justified!”
The mob did cry.
“She’s a witch,
Can we start a fire?
Subtle staging,
Yes, we got the hat.
Though the nose ain’t realistic,
She’s a witch, that’s that!”

"Help me, lord, I pray.
She’s not right.
She’s a mean streak.
Just last Saturday night
When I went to rest
I was six foot two
I got up in the morning,
I’m a tiny newt!”

She’s a witch
She’s a witch
Burn the witch, she’s bad
Old crone flown here,
Can we light us some thatch?
She’s a witch
She’s a witch
Can you help our pursuits?
With the science you use
Determine the truth.”

“I’ll make it plain,”
The man explained.
“What will float
Like witch in lake?”
King Arthur rose
He said “Quack! Quack!"
Then a duck exposed her habits
With a weight that matched.

They did cheer
And the mob did clap.
Spoke King Arthur:
“You’re a wonderful catch.
Gather near
Get your gear
Join our holiest troupe.
You’re a man we can use
For deeds we will do.”

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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AFW - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Brisk humor...very well done
McKludge - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Even though five is right out, I will give you five of them

Three, sir

Right, three.
UnKnownVo - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
? ? Are you hitting the t-Juice a little early this morning, already, Lord McLewd, Duke oAsh ? ?
Old Man Ribber - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Holy Grail, Warren! This is incredible! ;D
Grape Gravy - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Two is not the number of fives to be rewarded, unless the count proceedeth to three.
Warren Baker - June 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all. I clap my hands in your general direction!
Dylan Baranski - July 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Can you not also build parodies out of stone?
WarrenB - July 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Exactly! Then, when you have finished the stone bridge, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle (a path..a path)

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