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Song Parodies -> "Saginaw Guy Took Flight From Biting"

Original Song Title:

"Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Saginaw Guy Took Flight From Biting"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Her name is Kate and yeah, she’s my date
Impelled me to her ‘joys’ get near
My seminal stalk now don’t wanna talk
Wanna get a dwelling for my spear

But this young hussy got a terrifying husky
And in no way was me prepared
It leapt to pursuit when we ‘ceeded to root
A handful it seized of my rear

D’oh! I tell you, much to my aggravation
This lad from down in Michi-gan:
D’oh! Saginaw guy took flight from biting
Got dog spit in cuts in skin

Dirty little mongrel it went off it’s brain
Soon as I turned out the light
It’s packin’ a bite that I dislike
Saginaw guy: his plight, got fright, took flight


Well she’s stacked and inviting here tonight
I'm looking for some nookie who'll me delight
An amusing little tussle is just what I need
I’m in synch until a wicked mutt shows gleaming teeth

Our coupling’s out of bounds fraught with steely spikes
‘Cus this hound’s on a rampage and it showed dislike
It’s a too-hostile critic of my porking lass
Man’s best friend goes for the bottom of my ass


Don’t love this showing of dog-protection
I’ve had it, miffed, with much chagrin
Saginaw guy took flight from biting
Doggy drool is soakin’ in...

Shoulda been embroiled in a squeeze embrace
Wanna get this lance in tight
‘Stead Saginaw knight’s in flight, contrite
Saginaw guy’s all slighted, fraught with bites



It fills me full of dog consternation
How can I, with my girlfriend, win?
‘Cus Saginaw guy took flight from biting
Get none of what might have been...

Gad-about was foiled by an evil maim
Cannot get my chance tonight
'Cause Saginaw guy can’t ply his pike
Saginaw guy’s in flight his rear clevite...


Saginaw, shaggin’? naw!, bagged in craw:
Doggy maw made ‘im raw, got a chaw
Coup d’etat for baw waw, Saginaw guy’s in flight...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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MsNorCalKnightly - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
SaginawKnight: I guess you have NOT met my Scotty, LuLu . . . She certainly gave the Mtn.V PoeLice the scare ! !
Fiddlegirl - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Dog-gone cute! :D

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