I'm really warm inside my tent,
But people think I'm freezing cold,
And they always ask me what I eat,
Like I'm 3 years old.
I used to have a mother & a wife,
Neither one sharp as a tack,
And I think that I would poop a brick,
If either one came back!
And I think that karaoke's time for song,
Although the lyrics that I use are wrong,
They're not the words that you expect at all,
Oh, no, no, no.
I am Lava Man!
Lava man!
Able to melt rocks in my bare hand!
( Repeat Chorus )
I come here from the planet Mercury,
The place is hot as hell,
And I goof around this joint all day,
Like a kid.
I cut my own hair when it's too whacked out,
But only shave 'bout once a week,
Like Lava Man,
I'm Lava Man!
( Chorus. ) ( Repeat )
And I think that I am gonna repeat this line,
( Repeat the line 6-7 times. )