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Song Parodies -> "Pure Mob"

Original Song Title:

"Your Song"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Pure Mob"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics


For some little hit money, I'm dealing inside,
If you're one of those who makes squeals youse gets died.
Inside five to twenty, for some say I did,
They die in big house where I host a shiv.

They call me the scalpel, (yeah) in pen hit men know,
I'm a man void emotion, who makes rat-tlings go-o.
Must do goomba "Dutch", so it's the grease I'll put to,
Soon stiff he'll be gone; it's just what I do.

And I can hit anybody, 'cause I'm pure mob,
My charge was quite simple, they had 'em no gun.
The jury did find,
The jury did find, though I'd spoken no words,
DA wants full life term - twelve to twenty months serve.

I don't act a goof; don't tick off the boss,
While I do the Don service, when they caught me they tossed.
So I'm one don't quite mind, cause I won't be here long,
It's the people I do, who peeped I turn on.

No excuse the forgetting 'bout "our thing" lips glue,
They're smellin' of rotten as they scream I put screws.
Any day the door swings and I'll be out clean-an-an,
I'll get the sweetest prize, whats ever seen.

Cause I can smell anybody who does us wrong,
Just like a squeezed pimple, they will get done.
I may be confined,
I may be confined, but I'll put down the hurts.
Some stumble fool lifer, I'll take out this world.

And though I'm confined,
And though I'm confined, you'll be hit for your words,
This underworld life is my entire world.

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Total Votes: 16

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metaphorsbwithu - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Haha! Killer lyrics and another direct hit for the man. I'm giving fives while I'm still alive.
Mark Scotti - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
$555.00 to call off the hit...fughgetaboutit!!!
Timmy1000 - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
This was a hit, man. I really liked the "youse gets died" line.
Fiddlegirl - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Timmy's fave line was mine as well! LOL. Fine parody... but I didn't dare "sing"!
AFW - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Good job on the mob..
Silver Power - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
You just keep churning out great mob related parodies.

"If you're one of those who makes squeals youse gets died." was my favorite line. 5s.
DJ Blaze - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Silver's right: you are the master of mob! 555
Guy - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Forsby - You're safe from this guy as long as you are not in the same prison that he's in right now. However, you are fair game when he gets out for the right price. Hey its just business, fuhgedabodit. Thanks!

Signore Marco - Dis guy won't even blink for unner 5 figgers - use dat $555.00 on a down payment for a coffin. =;-) Thanks for reading and commenting. You'll see this one in the ABC5P round.

Timmy1K - I like to write using the vernacular of the subject. I get dinged by the language police a lot for doing this. I write 'em like I hear 'em. Glad you like that line - I liked writing it. Thanks.

Fiddlegirl - Yeah best it not sing it like da boid if ya like it bein' abuv da groun. Don Carmine Boccatesta sends motto grazi - ciao bella.

Farce - Hey-e ovah 'eah huh? Da mob is my job - Dey pay Ice and Nails for hits, they pay me to write good stuff about them. I'm like their PR man. Thanks.

Silver - I came by the mob knowledge honestly. Mobsters lived in my neighborhood when I was a kid. At one point in my life I actually wanted to be one, but I was around 14 or 15 at the time and very impressionable. I might be wise and my name is Guy but I'm no wiseguy. Thanks for commenting and enjoying the read.

DJ - You do me honor my young friend. Wanna be a wiseguy? I can contact the old neighborhood and get you hooked up with "some friends or ours". They are always looking for good clean young men who seek to better themselves through private enterprize. =;-) Thanks.
DJ Blaze - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.... LOL! Loved your comment.
Christie Marie M - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Bello bravissimo, Signore DiRito!! Another Mob parody to boot! One of these days, you're going to be a mob boss (Just kidding)! Tony Soprano/James Gandolfini's got nothing on you! I have this friend who's dad left his family years ago to be part of a group that resembled Italian mobsters, except that they are bookies instead of killers. Anyways, you put up a good fight!! 5's! Arrividerci, Guy!
Guy - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Christie Marie - I had one uncle who was into the rackets, numbers, sports booking, floating casinos, you know vice stuff. He was not violent, just really crafty. He passed away in 2004 just less than 1 month shy of his 102ND birthday. Last time I saw him was Sep. 1998 and he was still at it. I guess you never really retire from the mob unless,,, you meet this guy in this parody in your worst nightmare.

Thanks for commenting - glad to have entertained you for a bit.
TJC - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
There's a place for guyz the likes of you.... Sing Sing! Great 'job'!
Guy - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC - Yeah - youse sings da song in sing sing youse gone. Thanks - I like your comment. =;-)
Agrimorfee - September 11, 2009 - Report this comment
You know I fuss back and forth about poetic license and all with you...I'm used to it in your mob series, and this was quite good in your inimitable style. What a metaphor "like a squeezed pimple"..l.LOL 555
Stuart McArthur - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) you really are in your element when you're at your computer writing mob parodies, aren't you Guy? I love your dedication to the cause. Syllable-matching mastery as usual - 555
Abbott Skelding - September 15, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC: Nice job, I love the contrast between the OS and your subject, excellent job!
adagio - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I liked it! 'youse get died' lol, and my ad lib don' get like mad 5's
Doc M - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Once again Guy, you are the man when it comes to mob parodies. 555! BTW, one of my friends likes the Sopranos.
bobpiecheese - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Ah, Guy's mob parodies - easily my fave out of your two most-visited topics (I have personal issues with the religion-related ones). I particularly like the way you incorporate the stereotypical bad grammar and accent. 555!
Leo Keough - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(P) Excellent syllable matching to a fun mob story!!!...555!!!
Mark Scotti - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) was an absolute "hit"!!!
Melanie Lee - September 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad; some good laughs, a couple of pacing glitches--but pretend you didn't hear that! 555 years!
Below Average Dave - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Fun idea to this OS Guy, you seem to have a thing for mob parodies no? 5s from me, and thanks for TOS--I hadn't heard it in awhile.
Matthias - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I love the original song it always reminds me of the movie Moulin Rouge, of course I even liked this song before I watched Moulin Rouge but it's still a great movie. This was also a great parody to a topic that you know an awful lot about which makes me a little afraid of you.
Red Ant - September 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Elton John is about the last guy I'd think of to do a mob related parody to, but it works. Fun work Guy - my favorite lines came early in the first verse.

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