Good-bye Vicky Lynn
Now that your circus has shut down
your made-for-TV entourage
looks lost without their clown.
Your features said "Exploit me!"
and they were used to stake your claim
You married some old millionaire -
took his money, left his name.

And it seems to me you spent your life
like a piglet in a pen
Always sniffing 'round for cash that
you could wallow in
And who'd have thought that you'd ever
make all that revenue
especially since your body weight
was four times your IQ

TV life was tough
'cuz the spotlight you adored
revealed you as an unfit mom
and a needy, greedy whore
Now you're in your grave
but it's not like Princess Di's -
yours cost more than twice as much
'cuz the plot had to be super-sized


And it seems to me you spent your life
like a piglet in a pen
Always sniffing 'round for cash that
you could wallow in
And who'd have thought that you'd ever
make all that revenue
especially since your body weight
was four times your IQ

Goodbye Vicky Lynn
Now that your dirt-nap has begun
I hope that you can find the time
to get to know your son
Goodbye Vicky Lynn
from all of us who claim we need to know
are you going to be a ghost-model
down there at the Seminole

Yeah it seems to me that you squandered life -
all you left was Dannielynn
We need something to exploit so we can all cash in
And I doubt that we will miss you
now that you're off the grid
We're hoping you stay gone for good - let's seal up the lid.