Cigars light, your breasts in the darkness
Time for more "dic"tation, in my house of white
I'm so inspired, as you just knelt before me
Rising near, hope my bladder holds tonight

It's great, interns are at my calling
Did my sword dance, but please don't tell the wife
And I mislead, my country when I wet you
Humidor, for my cigars right there, in sight

I got Lewinsky down on me
Just can't control myself, she's speaking slowly to my chief
That's just my presidential staff's way to get some relief
Service everything, just ask my aides going down on me

I don't mind, just kneel on the service line
And serve me once, promotions in the deal
Don't disclose this, it will set off GOP alarms
But this staff I have, it needs love, so please don't squeal

I got Lewinsky down on me
Just like in Arkansas, interns bow to my staffing needs
They see my trouser teleprompter, and start to read
Power's everything, just ask my aides going down on me...