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Song Parodies -> "Hiding Lancer"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Hiding Lancer"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Once a year is once a year too often for me for Halloween. As much as I loath the observance of this day in its present form, I would be remiss as an author to completely ignore it. So I'll take my lead from Alvin Rhodes and do a Psycho token write on the subject.

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Norm's mean crazy, he plays lady, scream-ness by his hand,
Bleary eyed, violent, vile, so scary a manic man.
Halloween yeah, the Psycho scene stir, trancing movie fans,
And now is him, she? poor boy's dizzy, hiding lancer near night stand.

He just freaks, tricks out those sweets,
Renting billets out, he's odd.
Learning craft, of thrust lance,
He drew his shard now she's been had.

This necro-man, he takes a scan,
Within his emporium.
Shower's on, she slings her thong,
The worst we know is soon to come.

But oh, how he feels the zeal,
Spying here he's so damn near.
Blood'll spew and quite severely,
Hears mom say, off me, coldly.

Holy closure necromancer,
Turned her headlights out in high craze.
Slay 'em down near pleats of linen,
Worked to frenzy in a daze.

Now you've hosed her hiding lancer,
Dim the nightlights in the hallway.
Lay her down in peat moss basin,
Best get busy, 'fore it's day.

View scene shady, motel lady, scream-fest is the plan,
Pretties die, violent style, so hairy this frantic man.
Mom's a screamer, and you must be her, lancing on command,
My mom gets in me, always whipped me, tiny cancer turned le grande.

But oh, how a kill does feel,
Dying here this poor sweet dear.
Owning you is how you fear me,
You were slayed awfully, slowly.

Deadly hoster, inn-keep lancer,
Scout those headlights on the driveway.
Please sleep sound, so sweet our linen,
Our bath has misty shower spray.

Holy poser necromancer,
Mount your ad light 'long the highway.
Prey comes 'round, deceive these women,
Your pad's no busy place to stay.

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alvin - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
beatifully contrasts with the gentle melody....especially liked "shower's on, she slings her thong"
littleScorpia - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, Sir Guy, ~Sweet Knight of Hallo's Eve~, I love this clever merging of the both subjects ! Halloween is a Scorpio Dream.
Guy - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - I could never thank you enough for putting me onto doing Psycho and you are most generous sharing your stage with me. And yeah, I kind of liked that line you mentioned myself. Thanks, good buddy.

M'Lady, thou hast returnest fromst thine journey. Thine presence amongst the glimpsers of parodic satire hath been sorely missed. I bid thee welcome back and many gracious thanks for your kind scripting of my Hallow's eve satirical penning.
adagio - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy....a guesome parody that flows extremely well, and so does the blood down the drain. ;) 5's
Guy - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you Ms. Pat. Hope it didn't creep you out too badly.

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