Song Parodies -> Blue Dress Baby
| Original Song Title: | "Tiny Dancer" |
| Original Performer: | Elton John |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blue Dress Baby" |
| Parody Written by: | Poli-tick-ly Incorrect |
This song is dedicated to all the ladies in Bill's life: Hillary, Monica Lewinsky, and Linda Tripp
Blue dress lady,
Pant suit lady
Goddess of the land
Baggy eyes,
Saggy theighs
She married a cheatin' man
Oh Monica, you must have seen her
At every newsstand
Miss Lewinsky
You're a hussy
That woman was at hand
Messy leaks
Under the sheets
Evidence in the lab
Lookin' back
What a laugh
President with a tramp
President on the stand
In the federal courtroom
Missy Lewinsky
You're hussy
Jobs she blows
He comes, she hums
But oh, how it felt so real
Lyin' there
With Lewinsky near
Gettin' screwed, cause he's "Slick-Willy"
And she says "willy-nilly"
Hold her closer, philanderer
Count the headlines on news day
Baby Rodham, she's a bland ma'am
She slept with Rosie yesterday
Blue dress baby
Pant suit lady
Her name is Rodham
Baggy-eyed
She just lies
Her plans are a scam
Oh that Linda
Yes, he harrassed her
So she took the stand
Pant suit on
With a strap-on
Hillary has moved on
Hold her closer, philanderer
Count the headlines on news day
Baby Rodham, she's a bland ma'am
She slept with Rosie yesterday
Hold her closer, philanderer
Count the headlines on news day
Baby Rodham, she's a bland ma'am
She slept with Rosie yesterday
Pant suit lady
Goddess of the land
Baggy eyes,
Saggy theighs
She married a cheatin' man
Oh Monica, you must have seen her
At every newsstand
Miss Lewinsky
You're a hussy
That woman was at hand
Messy leaks
Under the sheets
Evidence in the lab
Lookin' back
What a laugh
President with a tramp
President on the stand
In the federal courtroom
Missy Lewinsky
You're hussy
Jobs she blows
He comes, she hums
But oh, how it felt so real
Lyin' there
With Lewinsky near
Gettin' screwed, cause he's "Slick-Willy"
And she says "willy-nilly"
Hold her closer, philanderer
Count the headlines on news day
Baby Rodham, she's a bland ma'am
She slept with Rosie yesterday
Blue dress baby
Pant suit lady
Her name is Rodham
Baggy-eyed
She just lies
Her plans are a scam
Oh that Linda
Yes, he harrassed her
So she took the stand
Pant suit on
With a strap-on
Hillary has moved on
Hold her closer, philanderer
Count the headlines on news day
Baby Rodham, she's a bland ma'am
She slept with Rosie yesterday
Hold her closer, philanderer
Count the headlines on news day
Baby Rodham, she's a bland ma'am
She slept with Rosie yesterday
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