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Song Parodies -> "Ricky Martin"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Ricky Martin"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

When I was just not much little, a middle school boy
Though I'm still unfamiliar with Siegfried and Roy
Left Menudo, a Latin music sensation was here
And he's Livin' la Vida Loca, Ricky Martin's who I hear

J-Lo haters everywhere
Stay down, lay off Santana
Don't hear that Lonestar crap
And songs of Alabama

Piano man won't make the cut
Too bad now, mister Joel
That Ricky M. had never
Stole a song from Billy Idol

Those who loved Menudo
Will expect to check this out
Get a grip and you can hear him
I'll say a certain something

Hold me closer Ricky Martin
Speak more English and less Spanish
Be like a bullet to my brain
Don't care whoever is Danish

Latin singer, shake your bon bon, time for a shebang
Don't have to worry about that Iglesias man
It's an upside inside-out world of pop that's right here
And still Livin' la Vida Loca, Ricky Martin's who I hear

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