Song Parodies -> Skunky Cat

Original Song Title:	"Honky Cat"
Original Performer:	Elton John

Parody Song Title:	"Skunky Cat"
Parody Written by:	Alvin Rhodes

winced at first blast...boy, i must have turned green
gotten by a skunky...flinchin' from his stream
shook up by the gassin'...why was he unkind ?
i didn't taunt that little guy...runny eyes went blind

i said...get back..skunky cat
but he let blast all he could
well, i rinsed that day...but that...smell just stayed
and a..hm hm hm hm...shower didn't do no good

you better...get back...skunky cat
critter's scent's unpretty...quite a bit like scat
its like...garbage, that's old...or a...gone bad wine
its like...stinky and funky...ohhhhh...from his awful behind

well, a..bath, i took...but i didn't come too clean
i shocked my...poor old lady...she said, "phew...obscene ! "
i could not...stay at home...well...didn't smell too cool
i wept...oh...believe me, oh lord...slept out in the pool

i said...get back..skunky cat
but he let blast all he could
well, i rinsed that day...but that...smell just stayed
and a..hm hm hm hm...shower didn't do no good

i said...get back..skunky cat
but he let blast all he could
well, i rinsed that day...but that...smell just stayed
and a..hm hm hm hm...shower didn't do no good

i say...when you roam...best avoid that beast's colo-o-o-o-ogne
skunks are kinda pretty...but they...really smell like farts
and you...just can't stay...when that...beast lets go
nuh uh...cause they won't stop...till they...lay ya low

i said...get back..skunky cat
but he let blast all he could
well, i rinsed that day...but that...smell just stayed
and a..hm hm hm hm...shower didn't do no good

you better...get back...skunky cat
critter's scent's unpretty...quite a bit like scat
its like...garbage, that's old...or a...gone bad wine
its like...stinky and funky...ohhhhh...from his awful behind

get back...skunky cat...get back...get back, skunky cat...phew !
get back...skunky cat...get back...get back, skunky cat...phew !
get back...skunky cat...get back...get back, skunky cat...phew !

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John Barry - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Far superior to the OS, which kinda smelled.

alvin - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks john......smellton john ?

Guy - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Alvin - Priceless:

"skunks are kinda pretty...but they...really smell like farts"

I can appreciate anyone who can do this parody well. I have done it myself and it is currently in the ABC4Z round of competition. I too used the Flatulance term exactly where you did in my parody. It's workin' for ya. This one gets the Pepe Le Pew award for best in smellivision. Sum this parody up in one word - "Pungent".

alvin - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks guy...glad you enjoyed my sinky contribution today

lilCougaress - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Cowboy Dave, you better behave, or I'll drop a Black- &- White in your truck, Sir !! Babe, please . . . Don't Skunk me, Don't Skunk me !!! You wouldn't do that to Cowboy Dave, would you, Bunny ???

Guy - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Alvin - check your author comments page. You will find that I have caught up on some of your parodies you did since Monday.

AFW - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

All too familiar with that smell...As a teen, my step brother and I, used to trap them for fur money...don't recommend it

alvin - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks lilCougaress....i don't raise a stink without a good reason....ok guy...i'll check it out...thanks AFW.....sounds dangerous...lol

Meriadoc - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Five quarts of tomato juice for you...

PMS - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment

P-U tiful parody of pungent polecats

alvin - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks merry....could i have a V-8 instead ?...thanks PMS...perfectly put, pal

2Eagle - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment

Jay Leno to Steve Irwin on the Tonight show. As Kevin said, "(bleeeeeeeeeep!).

littleScorPia - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir Alvin, ~Mighty Duke o'Roads~ Tomato juice wouldn't do it, Sir !! Nope, tried it on ol' Smokey, but washing him in fresh GOAT Milk, seemed to calm the stench somewhat . . . Sir L'Air, so you're a Great Black & White Hunter, as well, sir !

alvin - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks 2eagle...lol...thanks littleScorPia...thanks as well for the goat milk tip

littleCupCakes - August 24, 2008 - Report this comment

Oh, Mighty Duke o'Roads, ~Le Marquis de Skunkery~ Again, Sir, this is quite charming ! I Love it; you are indeed a delightful poet, Sir Alvin.

alvin - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks littleCupCakes

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Song Parodies -> Skunky Cat

"Honky Cat"

Elton John

"Skunky Cat"

Alvin Rhodes

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