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Song Parodies -> "Vinnie Muscles Debts"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie And The Jets"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Vinnie Muscles Debts"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Hey "Stitch", break this chooch's septum,
He's not right smitten "Our Thing".
Break a bone and maim his rectum.
We'll squeal, this ratted daft tonight,
Don't dick around.
He's gonna feel atomic bruising,
Sordid mauls and pounds.

He's handy and brawny; he'll redeem a bet,
He'll erase you out.
Vi-Vi-Vi-Vinnie muscles debts,
He's quite feared 'cause he's thunderful,
When Vinnie gets a really mean,
He gets the mob their loot, in a business suit,
He'll pump the lead out through a magazine,
Oh no, Vinnie's squares the debts.

Debts slid, thugs like Vinnie chases,
How they get reminded,
When Vinnie makes them faceless.
If they survive, better make themselves get gone.
It gets quite apparent, word hits the streets, he finds whose light don't last long.

Your fanny kiss gonie if you owe a debt,
Oh, how he'll faze you out.
Vi-Vi-Vi-Vinnie muscles debts,
And so he's geared to get funds fulfilled,
With Vinnie it's just bills he cleans.
He tracks electric loot, through timeshare routes,
And he'll get it from you bagged and clean.
Oh ho, Vi-vi Vinnie muscles debts.

He's handy with Omnis every lock unset,
Once he's cased them out.
Vi-Vi-Vi-Vinnie muscles debts,
Oh he's cashiered quite a bundle full.
Their money he will clearly clean.
Don't wear eccentric suits, don't give a hoot,
If you lost it in a slot machine.
Oh ho, Vi-vi Vinnie muscles debts.

Vinnie, Vinnie muscles debts
Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie muscles debts
Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie muscles debts

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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McKludge - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
"maim his rectum?" Just what in Vinnie doin' to the poor schmuck?
AFW - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Another right on mob parody, and In the spirited lingo of "Guys And Dolls"..had that show aimed for a little stronger rating..gotta' love the newly coined word, "Thunderful".
alvin - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the septum / rectum line...broke my legs laughing
Peregrin - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh heh, I was gonna make the same comment McKludge made :) Great work Guy!
MrMacphisto - June 16, 2008 - Report this comment
lol 5-5-5
Guy - June 17, 2008 - Report this comment
McKludge - "Maiming Rectum" is a metaphore for "Kicking Ass". Then again, you never know about Vinnie and his crrew. Thanks for being the 1st to comment on this.

Farce- To be honest I wrote this for the "V" round comps - I had nothing to offer so I gave this a shot just to make a showing in the comps. The mob angel just fell into place and adds to a rather large portfoiio of mob parody that has been penned by this author. Thanks buddy.

Alvin - It is this sort of depiction that trips your trigger and I suppose I had you in mind, maybe subconsciously when I did this. I had two different lines there before submission but then I changed them at the last minute. Glad you enjoyed. Thanks friend.

Pip - Hey whatever it takes when you gotta get the mob's fiscal assets in liquid form. Thanks!

MrMacphisto - Thanks and I'm glad to bring a chuckle to your day.
Matthias - June 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Mafia parodies are really fun to write, you should check out my recent parody "My Hit List". I'm a fan of writing about this topic, and this was a pretty good addition to the collection.
Guy - June 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Matt - I must agree with you about writing "mob". I was not aware that you were a fan of mobitity. That is a word I made up that means writing parody about the mob. I read your parody and found it quite good as you will see if you read my comment(s). Carmine read it too - or what I mean is that he had me read it to him since his reading and writing skills leave a lot to be desired. Thanks for your comment.
Max Power - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
What a hit
Agrimorfee - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) You are the Shakespeare of the Cosa Nostra.
Below Average Dave - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) It was a tad tough to pace in the first few lines, but then it got really smooth and well written. This one is one of your best title subs in my opinion, and I really like the idea.
Invisible Boy - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy...I have to respect you both for your "Mob" parodies and for your unique liberties with the English language. And, seriously, I mean that in a good way.
I like writers like Carroll and Tolkien who invent words and uses for words. You have a style that is your own.
stuart mcarthur - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) another very skilful and beautifully-paced piece Guy, and I like your recurring mobster theme - we should all be known for our recurring themes imo - my fave section was "He gets the mob their a business suit...He'll pump the lead out through a magazine... Oh no, Vinnie's squares the debts" - perfect - 555
Red Ant - July 13, 2008 - Report this comment
"Maim his rectum"; sounds so much more sinister and foreboding than "kick his ass": I like it. Mind if I borrow that line, interest free? =) I liked this one a lot Guy. 5s
Guy - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Ant - Be my guest and thanks.

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