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Song Parodies -> "Island Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Island Girl"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Island Guy"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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These are not wheat backs{1}. comes in the money so sweet,
You need the Mexican to secure your seat.
Oh, so now you got the point spread about six point three,
Turnin' tricks for waste management industry.

Island guy,
You be huntin' on the white man's turf.
Island guy,
Jeremiah’s gonna put them wise.
You can't shake them and their racket boss,
If you beat Hill what's the runoff cost?
Island guy, Island guy, island guy,
Tell me if you think that Hill you' will toss and twirl.

(Instrumental bridge)

Both have one goal, call thee udder liar, (Island vernaculer)
And she'll slap press con. like oil well well on fire.
And they'll deal scratch on you only pastor's make,
Please one more gone, he's one more john, please make a mistake!

Island guy,
Can you climb into the "white man's" world?
Island guy,
Clint girl want to make you into turd.
You better listen to, the racket boss,
'Cause if you don’ then your cause is lost.
Island guy, island guy, island guy,
Tell me can you make it in this white man's world?

(Instrumental interlude great piano)

Island guy,
Do you really think that Hill will fold?
Island guy.
Black boys want you on their money, fold.
He want's to take us from, the George Bush boss,
They want to save you but so huge the loss
Island guy, island guy, island guy,
Tell me how you're staving off this "quite Wright" clown...
Tell me how you're staving off this "quite Wright" ...
Tell me how you're staving off this "quite Wright" ...

[1 ]Wheat Backs The Lincoln Wheat Ears Cent (sometimes referred to as a Wheat penny, a Wheatback, a Wheat Head, or a Wheatie) was a United States one-cent coin produced from 1909 to 1958.

For more info on Wheat Back Cents click HERE

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alvin - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
great concept and it
LadyCupCakes - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, ~Lord of Political Parody~, this really hits the current scene, right on, Sir ! Quite the truth, it be. . . . Oh, thanks to thee!
Jason - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I echo LadyCupCakes' commment.
John Jenkins - May 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good, appropriate substitutions, particularly Wright for white.

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