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Song Parodies -> "When He Got Tourettes"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie And The Jets"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"When He Got Tourettes"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

See my comment on Alvin Rhodes' parody that gave me the idea for this parody. Click HERE to see Alvin's parody and my comment. Thanks Alvin.

DKTOS? For a Youtube look and listen to the OS of "Bennie And The Jets" by Elton John Click HERE
(The Youtube video looks like it got its idea from Amiright's misheard lyrics feature. Nice work whoever you are.

Hey tits, shake caboose, give header,
A cockfight sh*ittin' something.
You can blow my mother's feather,
I'll give your fatted ass a bite,
Go dick around.
You're gonna hear explet-ic cronic,
Sordid calls and sounds.
Hey candy ass, blow me, have your semen splat,
Ohhhhh, butts are sh*t faced pout!
Wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh , when he got Tourettes,
Oh but they're queered and their buns are full,
My weinie they can kiss so keen,
She got elastic boobs her cun-air roots,
I'm gonna pitch a bitch and make a scene-ene-ene
Oh no, Wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh, when he got Tourettes,

Shake tits, fug you and your facelift,
Kiss my ass my hind lid,
I gotta keep this race-less.
Kiss my behind, you can take and kiss my dong.
You can bite the carrots out of my sheet, my hind you'll bite and smell thong.

Hey, can he do lingus, have your crouch made wet,
Oh, but you're a fug faced flout.
Wuh, wuh, wuh, wuh , when he got Tourettes,
Used to be weird, not so guttural,
Oh that's when he a talked more clean,
But then erotic hoots, called people fruits,
Then he shid upon his thorazine.
Oh no, wuh wuh when he got Tourettes.

He's randy and rounchy. have you heard his shid?
You're a fug faced flout.
Wuh, wuh, wuh, when he got Tourettes.
So, go get weird in your underalls,
Oh, I'll grope you inside your jeans,
He gives off gastric toots, he shows his root,
Shows his hammer like a ball-a-peen.
Oh no, wuh, wuh, wuh, when he got Tourettes.

When he, when he, when he, when he got Tourettes.
When he, when he, when he, when he, when he, when he got Tourettes.

(On and on 'til fade and he falls asleep and shuts up already!)

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 18

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   15

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alvin - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG...i howled nonstop throughout really walked the tightrope on ths far my favorite of the day...and i'm glad to be such a bad's some @#$% 5s
worried-Votress - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, . . .~Marquis de Rogue Parody~, Lord o'Many Sorrows" what has happened ??? This is most unKnightly, . . . Sir !!
Stan Hall - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Fives-abulous! Funniest I've seen in awhile, and that's saying something. Triple extra credit for censor-slippin' ... I'll _never_ understand the sieve I know has trapped far tamer stuff. :-)
AFW - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good...
Guy - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin, sir, you can be a bad influence on me anytime and I will always hold you responsible. Thanks buddy.

M'Lay - it would seem that one of my border collies ingested my meds as I napped. He's not a hyper as usual but I'm sure he will be alright. - he's still a pup and very mischevious it was he that prompted me to do this - he spoke to me in growly dog-doo verbage unbefitting of language from such a high breed of dog. So sorry for being offensive. (I know you liked this) heh heh

Stan - It's all in the intent and spirit in which it is written. What can I say but thanks.

Farce - thanks buddy, glad you approve. And I had a really good time writing this.
adagio - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
If you write this stuff, I think you would really want to know where I got the parody I'm writing. Now you would't want them to get the wrong impression would you? : ) (And I was worried about some of the language I was using!)
Guy - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Pat - I cannot wait to eyeball it when it publishes. You have sparked my interest. And yes I take full credit and full responsibility for this even though I was corrupted by Alvin.
Peregrin - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, I'm %#&*^$^^ late again, but it was well worth it. I'm surprised that C&^$^%$ks(*%k&*^r The One Guy hasn't appeared register his disapproval. Funny work Guy!
Jason - April 09, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very good indeed. Nice spoof language throughout.
tomario - April 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry didn't get it! It just seems like an excuse for profanity. I get the tourettes link, but does having tourettes make you have more sex, want more sex. What does Cunnilingus have to do with tourettes? Sorry mate it's well written, a bit off paced in places. But i just didn't get it.
Max Power - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Mike Lupica does it all the time.
Matthias - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry Guy, but I was too entraced by the video that Dave supplied for this parody... So it took me a few times to get through this. It was pretty good, but it got me a bit lost, because you were going too rhyme and pace perfect.
Guy - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Matt - I am really sorry that you make your choices on other peoples ideas of what a parody should contain in order for you to make a choice on what you see as a good write. This only serves to show that you guys have a good old boy network going on here and you are getting to be most bold in showing how you do businness. Frankly I find most of your parodies to be sh*t. As my parody says you can kiss my Mothers' feather" and all the rest that goes with it. You and your cronies have made these boards to be a place to pat your own backs and as the song says 'You may kiss my hind lid". I am out of these comps until they get back to the way they were. You all suck - you hear me? I can give two Sh*ts about your fugged up flout. I am gone and don't bother to try to console me in any way. And I have enough credibility with plus 812 parodies to back me up. Fug you and all your bullsh*t. Have fun with your neat little contests. When you make it a true contest I may show back up in the meantime but just shove off - okay?
McKludge - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Whoa! Is that really you, Guy, or someone pretending to be you?
Red Ant - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "I'm gonna pitch a b*tch and make a scene": excellent job on following up on that, Guy. I'm not sure which is better, your parody or your flounce - both are excellent. 555.
Below Average Dave - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Credibility? You think it's credible to belittle someone because you have more parodies than they do? You think it's credible to slam those who disagree with your opinions? Tell me something, Guy, if we 'cronies' are so all powerful and able to control the outcome, why isn't Matthias on the podium every month? Why do the podiums even change for that matter? Matthias posted his opinion that he got lost a bit, I happen to like rhyming and can appreciate pacing as one who records. . .but where do you get off with this elitist attitude going off on someone over a petty contest which is supposed to be about commentary and opinions on how individual people feel a parody can be better or what they liked about it. Business? There's no business of any kind here, it's a hobby, "You All Suck--You Hear Me?" Really mature, You and your 812 parodies give no credibility. None of us are perfect, but how dare you act like Mr. Righteous the Almighty, you aren't God, and no man of God would act like you just did. I don't know what got into you--and I realize now you are likely to take cheap jabs at me too, but I don't think my stuff is perfect, since you are so 'credible' and such an 'expert' where's your contract huh? We are all amateurs here, and this is supposed to be a fun hobby--it seems to me like perhaps you forgot that.
Matthias Lover - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment
111!!! (Leave Matthias Alone!!!!)
Guy - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I have been wrong and I take full responsibility for a totally uncalled for comment. I was having a really bad day yesterday (but that does not excuse this) and that did not give me the right to launch a full frontal attact as I did. I was immediately sorry after I posted that ugly comment. If you all want me banned from the board for being such a pain in the ass then I will accept it. Matt. I am sorry for slapping you as I did and I am sorry for making unfounded comments. I should have channeled my anger in another direction.

I could ask to have the offending commentt removed but I need to leave it three as a reminder as to what an ass I can be sometimes. And to make sure that I never do something like that again. You guys did not deserve to be on the receiving end of what I did. .My humble apologies are hereby presented to you and any of the othrs that I have offended and to ChuckyG for maing his board unattractive.. This is all I can do along with the next right thing. If I could take ths back I would. I could tell you all about the thngs that happened to get me set off so badly yesterday that were coming on for a few days but this is not the forum to air that and it does not excuse wat I did I guess it was just misguided aggression. Just suffice it to say that I am as human as the next person and there is no excuse for me to have written this. If none of you ever pat attention to me again, I will know that it was all my doing. If there is something more I could do to make this right I will. I was way out of line and I'm not nearly as big as to not own up to my own stupidity. I have made my amends publicly and anyone who does not accept them then thre is nothng I can do about it and again I am so very sorry.
Peter Andersson - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
My five cents: Inside and outside of this competition you'll find that "cronies/regulars" on Amiright are often the kind of people with some sort of issues that other people might consider a tad off and/or unhealthy, the amount of time put into this hobby makes anyone with over a hundred parodies to his/hers name a "suspect" in that sense, and probably rightfully so. Some of us have come out, correct me if I'm wrong but Matt for starters has ADD, TS Blessranger is autistic, that chick from Finland who's name I can't recall right now has inbetween lines hinted that she or someone very close to her has Aspergers, William Tong is obsessive about politics and Linda Terhune is from my laymans POW obviously paranoid. Then there's those who write far to many songs about sex och metafors for sex for it to be considered an interest on a normal level. As for me I had a way to big interest in science fiction and Star Trek earlier in life, put a social insufficiency diagnosis on that if you like, I've probably heard it said to my face more than once when I was younger and I might just get nostalgic. You Guy might have anger management issues (amiright?) but if so the apologize was at least a good start to make up for the outburst above.
Matthias - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
How do you know that I have ADD... I do, but how do you know that?
Below Average Dave - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I am not one to hold a grudge, and we all have those days Guy, I accept and forgive and forget. If I came off harsh, I'm sorry too, but I tend to be protective of people when they are on the receiving end--especially someone like Matthias. We all have issues, and I'm glad you atoned for your outburst and am glad we can look past this. I know it's not much, but I am a good listener if you ever need to relieve stress, you can PM me, we all need a shoulder to lean on sometimes. Forgiven, and Forgotten!
Guy - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't have to ask Peter how he knows that I have anger management issues. He's right and they get out of hand from time to time but I am not using this as an excuse - any you Matt - I have not seen the ADD maybe because I have that ailment. But take it as a complement from Peter. Most people with ADD and ADHD are above average intelligence.
Below Average Dave - April 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, and Peter--yeah parodies or any art is an escape from daily problems, we all have them--my primary is (Shocker here) Self Esteem, so I tend to set low expectations as I am truly my own worst critic.
Agrimorfee - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM- first time reading, and pushing all internal issues aside, as it should be). This was a wild a Red Ant misheard lyric crossed with a literary John Barry crossed with naughty Johnny D, with a side order of Agrimorfee weirdness. This is, indeed, a strange animal of a parody, and that's why I like it.
Invisible Boy - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment name is Invisible Boy and I'm a parodoholic
Seriously, this was a killer idea Guy...I really liked it.
I thought we were all normal people who shared a love for writing song parodies. Which means...we love music...we're clever...we're literate...and we have a sense of humor.
And also, we support and encourage each other. That's the vibe I've been fortunate enough to experience here, from many, including you.
I don't think there is anything to say except, on we go...with our lives...with our thoughts...with our writing.
You are,at least to me,an important piece to the puzzle that is this endeavor
Phil Alexander - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Am I the only person here who sees the funny side in an outburst in the comments to a song about Tourette's? Seems somehow appropriate...

The parody was a bit like listening to someone with Tourette's: a bit discomfiting with the occasional laugh that you immediately feel guilty for..
Jack Wilson - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
See above
Jack Wilson - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Crap I never commented! Well I gave it 5s before and I stand by those, this was still awesome and a great idea and awesome misheard lyrics video
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Could've used a bit more of a plot line, but the idea itself was quite solid. Well done Guy, and keep 'em comin'!
Mikey Squirrel - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM- Very good job at just getting under the wire of making it WhatFreaks material. Very funny and good work, Guy.
McKludge - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - maybe it's not very PC, but I'm sorry, Tourette's is funny. And the phrasing of this was as random as a guy with Tourettes can be. I hope we continue to see more of this Guy instead of the Guy in the middle of the comments above.
Below Average Dave - April 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Hahaha, yeah Phil--I can see the irony in the mini-spatt. This one was hilarious, I feel sorry for those with tourettes, and most of the forms of tourettes aren't funny (twitching, eye rolls etc) but the vocal ones, I try not to laugh, I really do, but it is funny. Rhyming with tourettes was superb, Very funny.

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