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Song Parodies -> "Hempy Cigarettes"

Original Song Title:

"Bennie And The Jets"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Hempy Cigarettes"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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DISCLAIMER - The author of this parody is anti-drug.

Hey, lids, bake a noose get tethered,
They're knot tight gettin' somethin',
That's home-grown downrange they've gathered.
Then chill in loaded laugh all night,
While kickin' down.
You're gonna cheer edenic usage,
Tall lids all around.

Afghani and Swazi smoke them green not wet,
Ohhh, that's been slow laced out, Heh-heh-heh-hempy cigarettes.
When you're smeared with a blunt there full,
Not many's been this really clean,
A shot of hectic toots, a blown cheroot,
You know you're head its weird as halloween, OH-HO!
Heh-heh-heh-hempy cigarettes.

Hey, lids, drug until you're faceless,
Wavy daft minded,
It's how they take rheir sageness.
So well so high, Go and toke yourself a bong.
Why now fight impairments? in wind, three sheets.
You find out quite, this poo's strong.

Said Hilly to Billy have you exhaled yet?
Ohhhh did he so waste out? Heh-heh-heh-hempy cigarettes.
Oh, they're quite seered and they're mumble-ful
Thoughts any be in silly stream
They use cylindric chutes, to blow their hoots,
Or go and jet it through a magazine, OH-HO!
Heh-heh-heh-hempy cigarettes.

Uncanny how zonkie so they seem to get,
Ohh, how they're so dazed out, Heh-heh-heh-hempy cigarettes.
You feel so wierd but your under full,
Your belly be's a really lean,
You feel a gastric feud, to put down food,
You want to 'et' it now some fine cuisine. OH-HO!
Heh-heh-heh-hempy cigarettes.

Hey, kids, drugs won't give you greatness,
Head's up their hind end,
Too many makes them brianless.
They won't survive, they will make themselves ding-dong.
Should be quite apparent, drugs from the street,
Makes minds not right, when prolonged.

Oh, Curly and Larry didn't toke, I'll bet
Ohh, they were so crazed out, No-no-hempy cigarettes.
they're so revered, they were blunderful.
Moe's plenty a really mean
with their eccentric hoots, that Moe's astute,
And Moe's the one who kicks them in their jeans, OH-HO!
No-no-no-funny cigarettes.

Hempy. hempy cigarettes.
Hempy. hempy, hempy. hempy cigarettes.
Hempy. hempy, hempy. hempy, hempy cigarettes.
Hempy. hempy, hempy. hempy cigarettes.

------ Repeat lines with piano accompaniment to fade ------

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Michael Pacholek - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Definitely not a puff piece. Here's a five so you don't get all out of joint.
Stan Hall - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
5s betoken a spiffy bit about spliffies.
littleCupCakes - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, that rancid hippy smell . . . .Sorry, Sir, but anything even remotely related to ~marijuana~ just puts me in a bunnyKnot!!!
Robert J. Pagliaro - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Guy - how the hell are ya buddy? (I got the munchies just reading this. Also put in a call to my beeper guy as my supply is running low.) I'm getting some crap from my fellow libs about voting for Hill over Obama. Guy, can you help me out and vote Huckabee? I really want you guys to nominate the reverand. Hope that all is well with you. bob
Meriadoc - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Sageness. It's becoming like a Where's Wally search - spot the 'ness' in Guy's parodies.... :-D
John Barry - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Talk about a smokin' parody.
alvin - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
title of the of the more intellectual sounding songs i've read about herbal indulgence

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