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Song Parodies -> "Hiney Dancer"

Original Song Title:

"Tiny Dancer"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Hiney Dancer"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

To hear a Youtube Tiny Dancer by Elton John click HERE

View scene baby, display lady,
Seen-ness is the plan.
Tiddy guys, wile-lit style,
Her quarry's the manic man.

Sweet Serena, need ought had seen her,
Dancing "Steely Dan's".
The howls and whinnies,
Job ware skimpy,
Hiney dancer nicely tanned.

Please us freaks; shout, in their heat,
Dandy dicks get out; They're odd.
Burning slacks, melts their wax,
One bull-dyke-hard looks like a lad.

Be can no man of much this stand,
She e-roto-torment dem.
Dick and John; Think with their dongs,
Dis-wards her clothes and tunes these bums.

But oh, when she peels she wheels,
Frying rear just strips their gears.
Lovely view, tattoo on rear see,
She does play awfully, "HO"-ly...

Holy roaster hiney dancer,
Mounds of headlights; Check dem wide gaze.
Gettin' down, so sweet's the sinnin',
All bad and dizzy day to day.

Rolly coaster hiney dancer,
Down where red lights dawn da highway.
Way on down on streets where skinnin',
They do their business day to day.

View lean baby, drives them crazy,
Seamless is her tan.
City guys, like her style,
So tarry she 'muse sick man.

Sweet Serena, your money clean ya,
Dancin' wid de-band.
Her game is skin-y, smoke dey chimney,
Hiney dancer's in demand.

Serene baby, lay dem weighty,
Green strips in her band.
Kitty ride, gyrate wild,
All married each lustic man.

These hyenas, out on the scene - yeah,
Trancing out of hand.
And how they whinny, their gaze twisty,
Hiney dancer's in command!

Screamin' crazy, drunk and dazy,
Green strips fill her band.
Skitty wise, fired trial,
Not scare-dy no manic man.

This ex-marine-a, hits on Serena,
Dense he was this this man.
He gets in closely, then face goes ghostly,
Says his answer's in his hand!

------ FADES THE BLISS ------

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

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 5   17

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alvin - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully written....i lived next door to this kind of bar when i turned 21....pretty much spent the first week of being 21
littleCupCakes - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
~ Le Marquis de Moaning Lustie Parodie ~ This caused my to faint into the FAX machine . . . .
John Barry - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
One of your best, IMO.
Invisible Boy - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
What John said...makes me want to go back to the Crazy Horse II in Las Vegas.
MrMacphisto - December 17, 2007 - Report this comment
lol.... you broke out the thesaurus with this one...
John Jenkins - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good story with very good substitutions.
PMS - December 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I must agree with both Johns
Red Ant - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent work, Guy: an easy sing to the g-string. Stuffing some fives your way. Now, who's gonna do "Hiney Hamster"? Is that title sub good enough to bring back JD or Claude? Or will Malcolm pounce on it first? =)
Peregrin - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh heh! I got here late! "Dancing "Steely Dan's"" Beautiful!
Guy - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment

The third from the last line in this parody has a flaw. I inadvertantly have the word "this" twice in a row. Please excuse the oversight and skip one "this". I didn't want to resubmit it for a one word error.

There are some extra verses in this parody. I was having so much fun writing the parody and this Elton John song seems to play on almost forever so I kept writing. Also it happens to be one of my favorite EJ songs so it just seemed natural to drag it out an extra four verses, so the last six verses are sung in the same pace.
Agrimorfee - June 01, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC)Ahh no wonder it seemed so long Guy. I'm not going to hold that against you. You are a master of the rhyme...disarmingly so. You and John Barry should do a collaboration. (Yeesh!) :)
Matthias - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment
That wasn't too bad, I kinda liked it, now since it's my Birthday it's time to go see the Hiney Dancer!
Guy - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Agri - Thanks for the positive feedback. John Barry and me? John is the master of verbage. He amazes me with some of the stuff he comes up with and the words he uses. Its's all good.
BR> Matt - thanks for your comment and happy birthday. Be sure to take along a good supply of one spots for the Hiney girls. =;-)
bobpiecheese - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) I really don't get what this one is about, but judging by some of the lines, the title and some of the comments I'm not sure I want to. *shudders*
Below Average Dave - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Think this one was well written, have to be honest the choice of wording threw me for a loop though--which is unfortunate because I loved the title, oh well, maybe I'm just lost--I know it refers to women (this stereotype) but I'm blaming it on my dirty blond hair
Stuart McArthur - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) if this was entered into a contest for syllable-matching it would win the final in straight sets, Guy - some absolutely brilliant subs - I still rank it high, but I'm just not a syllable-match-at-all-costs kind of guy - it's a little too hard to understand the wit sometimes, although I'm sure it's there - 555
Melanie Lee - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Pretty good at parts, too gross for my tastes at other parts. I liked the "'muse sick man" line. Pacing seems spot on. The last line is pretty clever if implicity yucky. 5-4-5.
Jeff Reuben - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Going back to Red Ant's comment and the Amiright gettogether of 2008...LOL. I feel guilty for laughing...but I'm laughing.

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