Song Parodies -> "Goodbye, Yeller, Ol' Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

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Original Performer:

"Goodbye, Yeller, Ol' Boy"

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The Lyrics

when is gonna bite down ?
where will his deadly fangs land ?
he cannot stay on our farm
we need to kill him, says my old man

i know that dogs don't live forever
but didn't know death was due
it ain't too pleasant, but i've gave up hopin'
this dog's too young to be killin'...boo hoo

so good bye, yeller, ol' boy
you're a dog gone decidedly foul
we may plant you 'neath your doghouse
its no darn good to you now

though i've been howlin', it ain't done no good
this ain't a thing i enjoy
its all been decided...you gonna die
goodbye, poor yeller, ol' boy

what do you think i'll do then
when i am so filled with pain
i'll cry for my puppy, then grow catatonic
i do not want a pet again

dad says we'll get a replacement
there's plenty more dogs at the pound
mongrels ?...hell, i don't want any
no one's special as you...my ol' hound

so good bye, yeller, ol' boy
you're a dog gone decidedly foul
we may plant you 'neath your doghouse
its no darn good to you now

though i've been howlin', it ain't done no good
this ain't a thing i enjoy
its all been decided...you gonna die
goodbye, poor yeller, ol' boy

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Guy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

This is literally a dog gone biting epic. If he were the "Doggy in the Windows" his bark would be worse than his byte.

Operator: Types 5 and strikes enter key.
CPU: Parses request.
Regristry: Look up cached data.
Hard Drive: Allocates 5 bytes for output and marks the space protected.
Kernal: Outputs data to site and checks for ACKs.
CPU: Waits for new requests.

Dee Range - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

This ain't no dog! Another Old Yeller classic, alvin.

John Barry - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

Loved the "doghouse" for "penthouse" sub.

alvin - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks guy...dee...and john

AFW - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

Barking up a fine parody tree, here

Movie Police - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

Unfortunately, Arlis' dad didn't come back to the farm until AFTER he shot the dog, which negates line 4, verse one. I'll 555 ya anyway.

alvin - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks AFW...thanks MP....good point, my bad

John Jenkins - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

"I've gave up hopin'"? Othewise very fine read.

alvin - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks john...he's a farmboy...poetic license...lol

Invisible Boy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

"doghouse" vs "penthouse" was the funniest bit for me too. As far as John J's comment, either it was an oversight, or an attempt to sound "backwoods"...like the guy who said "I ain't not never seen nothin' like that before". Try and unscramble that one. Only alvin knows.

alvin - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks IB..i say 'always keep 'em guessin' "

stuart mcarthur - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment

...and that, class, is how you achieve textbook syllable-matching - amazing write al - I don't think I've ever seen cleverer syllable-matching than "you're a dog gone decidedly foul" - brilliant - 555

malcolm higgins - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment

dog-gone funny stuff

alvin - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks much, stuart.....thanks malcom

Annie - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment

Wow! That was really good Alvin!

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