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Song Parodies -> "Slimy Ba$tards"
Original Song Title:
"Tiny Dancer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Slimy Ba$tards"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
These guys are scary - I should have posted this one to publish on 10/31/07, Hallo-hadin. One thing for sure is none of them will ever run away with the circus since they are already in one. 'Hadeen is abbreviated/ba$tardized form of Mujahadin, which is exactly what these guys are.
'Hadeen crazies, push up daisies, 'streme stress their command,
Cer-ti-fied, pilots vile, you martyr mosaic man.
Muj'hadina, like pack hyenas, 'vancing on our land,
So now these ninnies, actin' pithy, Find de ba$tards in the sand.
Jesus freaks them out their Shiites,
Clans in Tikrit are quite odd.
Turning Baath with their wraths,
The bull-shiite-guards there in Baghdad.
The Tali-ban-an; Af-ghan-i-stan-an,
They're just auto-koran-bums.
Looking on; The Sunni throngs,
This herd just knows sand dunes and guns.
And so how you kill so chill,
What you do don't take much skill.
Blown in two from an I-E-D.
Try to off me; Blow me!
Want to hose you slimy ba$tards,
Headless corpses 'long the highway.
Put 'em down no Shi-ites winnin',
So have a Rushdie day today!
'Hadeen crazies, push up daisies, 'streme stress their command,
Cer-ti-fied, pilots vile, you martyr mosaic man.
Muj'hadina, like pack hyenas, 'vancing on our land,
So now these ninnies, actin' pithy, Find de ba$tards in the sand.
Cer-ti-fied, pilots vile, you martyr mosaic man.
Muj'hadina, like pack hyenas, 'vancing on our land,
So now these ninnies, actin' pithy, Find de ba$tards in the sand.
Jesus freaks them out their Shiites,
Clans in Tikrit are quite odd.
Turning Baath with their wraths,
The bull-shiite-guards there in Baghdad.
The Tali-ban-an; Af-ghan-i-stan-an,
They're just auto-koran-bums.
Looking on; The Sunni throngs,
This herd just knows sand dunes and guns.
And so how you kill so chill,
What you do don't take much skill.
Blown in two from an I-E-D.
Try to off me; Blow me!
Want to hose you slimy ba$tards,
Headless corpses 'long the highway.
Put 'em down no Shi-ites winnin',
So have a Rushdie day today!
'Hadeen crazies, push up daisies, 'streme stress their command,
Cer-ti-fied, pilots vile, you martyr mosaic man.
Muj'hadina, like pack hyenas, 'vancing on our land,
So now these ninnies, actin' pithy, Find de ba$tards in the sand.
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particularly funny set to the lilting melody of the OS
Very Well done...Iraq you up 555 for this
Amen, Brother DiRito....great wordplay to make a difficult topic more palatable. Excellent. 555+
I'm with AFW and Kristof on this one... pithy indeed
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