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Song Parodies -> "Surrey V.A.'s Alright (for dog fights)"
Original Song Title:
"Saturday Night's Alright (for fighting)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Surrey V.A.'s Alright (for dog fights)"
Parody Written by:
Stephen Vick
The Lyrics
Trainin' dogs to hate usin' Scruffy for bait
Yo tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock let's see the pit bull stock
And get some dogs fightin’ up in here
Damn I thinks it’s funny I’m a cruelty junkie
It’s illegal but I just don’t care
I’m lookin’ real smooth in my Timberland boots
And a crop of corn rows in my hair
Don't give us none of your legislation
We’ve had it with your discipline
Surrey V.A.’s alright for dog fights
Get a little action in
Frenzied dogs a fightin’ when we loose the chain
Gonna set this fight off right
'Cause Surrey V.A.’s alright for dog fights
Surrey V.A.’s alright alright dog fight
Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm lookin' for a pit bull who'll do me right
Eviscerated muscle as the losers bleed
I’ll sink a little drink and shout "I've got an STD!"
A nifty little sound that I really like
Is the sound of a throat crunching under a grand champs bite
I'm an imbecile product of the gangsta class
Whose decisions leave no doubt of who's a horses ass
Don't give us none of your legislation
We’ve had it with your discipline
Surrey V.A.’s alright for dog fights
Get a little action in
Frenzied dogs a fightin’ when we loose the chain
Gonna set this fight off right
'Cause Surrey V.A.’s alright for dog fights
Surrey V.A.’s alright alright dog fight
Yo tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock let's see the pit bull stock
And get some dogs fightin’ up in here
Damn I thinks it’s funny I’m a cruelty junkie
It’s illegal but I just don’t care
I’m lookin’ real smooth in my Timberland boots
And a crop of corn rows in my hair
Don't give us none of your legislation
We’ve had it with your discipline
Surrey V.A.’s alright for dog fights
Get a little action in
Frenzied dogs a fightin’ when we loose the chain
Gonna set this fight off right
'Cause Surrey V.A.’s alright for dog fights
Surrey V.A.’s alright alright dog fight
Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm lookin' for a pit bull who'll do me right
Eviscerated muscle as the losers bleed
I’ll sink a little drink and shout "I've got an STD!"
A nifty little sound that I really like
Is the sound of a throat crunching under a grand champs bite
I'm an imbecile product of the gangsta class
Whose decisions leave no doubt of who's a horses ass
Don't give us none of your legislation
We’ve had it with your discipline
Surrey V.A.’s alright for dog fights
Get a little action in
Frenzied dogs a fightin’ when we loose the chain
Gonna set this fight off right
'Cause Surrey V.A.’s alright for dog fights
Surrey V.A.’s alright alright dog fight
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Nice job on a worthy cretin and pastime.
And we all thought Michael was the good Vick brother. Marcus is looking a lot better these days. Next game he plays, I hope Vick meets a pass-rusher who treats Vick the way Vick treats dogs. At least Vick will be wearing padding.
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