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Song Parodies -> "Your Mom"

Original Song Title:

"Your Song"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Your Mom"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

They say you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family...
Me and my old friend Johnny were feeling uptight
I said "Hey, let's go see some strippers tonight
We don't have much money, but I know this spot
Where gals dance for food stamps, and Jager shots"

The stage lights came up, the whisky did flow
Forty men started shouting loudly, "Send in the ho!"
Some skank tottered on, and I...well, I almost choked
I took a deep breath and these words I spoke

I hate to inform ya Johnny... dude, that's your MOM!
Guys stuffing fives into her... overstretched thong
Who knew that we'd find
Your mother's behind
Being ogled by pervs?
That sure ain't the usual pie that she serves....

She climbed up the pole, and kicked in the air
And I mentioned to Johnny, "Looks like she's styled her hair" [*Yes, THAT hair..*]
And the crowd was quite kind...out of sympathy
She's more PTA than hot PVC

So excuse me for laughing, while J's turning pale
Coz it's as erotic as a goddamn bake sale
And her coup de grace is kinda "sex ed"
She throws her panties; they.... land on his head

I'm gonna tell everybody... I saw your mom
Bent down, re-vealing to us... where you came from
It ain't a good time
It ain't a wood time
If you want, you can hurl
To think, you were breast-fed by this good-time girl

You might lose your mind
Straight-jacket confined
As events, they unfurl
The next act on stage is... its your grandma, Pearl!

To those non-US readers who may think I've sold out by using just read better as an American-set parody!

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 23

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Michael Pacholek - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
20th Century Insult: Your mama wears combat boots! 21st Century Insult: Your mama wears nothing! That's the way you do it, money for nothing! (But hardly chicks for free!)
Rex - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
And I've gotta tell ya, it just isn't right / For guys to be groping your mom's cellulite. LOL funny, KR.
Peter Andersson - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
If parody writing was easy they would call it "your mom"... wait, you just did... this hobby is obviously not hard enough for you, man! :-)
Jack Wilson - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! 555! This RULES! That OS has been on my to do list for 3 years. I think you did it better than I couldve. Now check out Holy Grail-ian Rhapsody
alvin - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
side achingly funny...among your very best.. especially liked the "revealing where you came from" line
AFW - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny idea, and expertly executed
McKludge - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
As Ron White sez: "Once you've seen one woman naked, you want to see them all naked"
Love it, "erotic as a bake sale" Good stuff here 555
Kristof Robertson - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch Mike, Rex, Peter, Jack (I checked yours out; it was good!), Al, AFW and McKludge. I hope none of you relate to this parody too much! :-D
Jason - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good indeed Kristof! What do you think of my latest parody?
Kristof Robertson - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Jase. Check your latest parody for my feedback
Phil Alexander - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Not sure if the quality of the parody makes up for the awfulness of the OS... not to mention supplying mental images I would far rather be without. You're one seriously sick puppy, Kristof, you know that?

The Charnstar - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
HOLY CARP! My new faviest parody. I actually have a similar idea for "I'm Inlove With A Stripper" called "My Sister is A Stripper." But mine is more based on a true story. The same sorta story will also be in my comic series, but that's not for ages. ANYWAYS... 5-5-5! I wish to hear this recorded and if you won't, I WILL... Meaning you will.
Red Ant - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
"Guys stuffing fives into her...": for a moment I thought this was going to take an XXX rated turn. I'll stuff some fives your way. BTW, I've met your challenge for ITEOTWAWKI... sort of. A recording will be posted some time this week...
The Thought Police - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment
No clever comments,just me laughing my @$$ off!
Matthias - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Red Ant - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above. Some other great gets were "That sure ain't the usual pie that she serves...." and "She's more PTA than hot PVC". MILF here stands for "Mother I'd Like to Forget", lol.
Agrimorfee - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I hope you don't mind if I write out these runes/How does that there Kristoff think up all these tunes?
Max Power - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Your 555
bobpiecheese - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well, if that doesn't scar me for life, nothing will! Brilliant work (AGAIN), Kristof!
stuart mcarthur - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) what the? I never saw this one before - another funny kinky too-close-to-home piece Kristof, of which you are the singular master - loved "That sure ain't the usual pie that she serves...." and "Bent down, re-vealing to us... where you came from" - gee, that Johnny sure lucked out, alright - he's just lucky he's got a good discreet friend, KR ;-) - 555
wannabemustangjockey - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I don't need to see Grandma, I've seen the leather seats in an '80s Chrysler and that's bad enough! XP
Jack Wilson - August 31, 2007 - Report this comment
See above!
Below Average Dave - August 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Why do I want to see Moulin Rouge every time I hear this song. I karaoke'd this song in a contest and won, so I know it inside and out, I sang the whole thing, paced beautifully. "dude, that's your MOM!" got me busting out loud. . .You know. . .Kristof. . .I really like your parody. .. it's hilarious, and it's not dragging to me. . .I like some long parodies, but this was a refreshing way to end out the SOTM for August reading. . .It was odd seeing Elton John so young (the video) too. . .Superb.
Matthias - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Kicker of a last line there Kristof. Great parody, I'm glad to go revisit this one. It's a pretty short song considering how it did in SOTM, but after reading this I see how it did so well. It doesn't have to be long, you just have to know how to use it. If you know what I mean.
Jeff Reuben - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant idea for a song...I had no idea you saw my mom at that club.
Mikey Squirrel - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTY- What a Freudian nightmare! Very funny stuff, Kristof.

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