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Song Parodies -> "Nicole"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

That Fat Kid from the Goonies

The Lyrics

Nicole wears a Michael Jackson suit
It's ugly like his(?) face
He(?) smells like a hobo
And he(?) is the town's big disgrace
Nicole, Nicole is so ugly
He(?) makes children cry
Don't know his(?) gender
So we all just call him(?) a guy

It was born a monkey to a pig
On that scary day
When the fearless screamed
And atheists prayed
There's no more fun
They thought they had had a son that day
And it shall be Nicole
And it shall look so wierd
And it shall be Nicole
And it shall shave off its beard
And it shall be Nicole
And it shall look so wierd
And it shall be Nicole
And it shall shave off its beard
It shall be Nicole

Nicole's voice annoys you till you shout
He(?) kills you when he(?) sings
But Nicole is mostly teased
Because his(?) last name is Sieverding
I remember that forsaken day
Oh God, I almost peed
When I heard his(?) name
Was on a sign-up sheet to cheerlead


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Chase - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Great Job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chase - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Great Job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Nicole sure is the stupidest
Emily - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah Chase I heard you the first time. Oh Yeah, this one is even funnier than the Asian Chick song. Wait no it isnt, well yeah it is I guess. good job!

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