It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside
This pipe is so great, it brings tears to my eyes
I don't have much money, but boy if I did
I'd buy a huge joint and, big pile of spliffs

If I was a dealer, I'd sell some good s**t
Or the man, who made smoking the weed all legit
I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do.
I've got my two bongs and this ones for you

And you can tell everybody that this is your bong
It may look quite simple but, you are so wrong
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I smoked all your weed
Of life would be great if, you could buy it legally.

I lay on the roof to get some shut-eye
Had a few of those joints and, well, they got me quite high
But the suns been quite kind, while I toked this bong.
No wait! It's the streetlight, it's been left turned on

So excuse me for wasting, my money on "E"
You see I've forgotten, it's no good without the weed
Anyway the thing is, that I'm really high
All of this smoking helps me, to get by

And you can tell everybody that this is your bong
It may look quite simple but, you are so wrong
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I smoked all your weed
Of life would be great if, you could buy it legally.

I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I smoked all your weed
Of life would be great if, you could buy it legally.