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Song Parodies -> "Bennies Make Ya Sweat"
Original Song Title:
"Bennie And The Jets"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Bennies Make Ya Sweat"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
young kids...shake and groove together
they must be takin' something
cause they weigh less than a feather
they're gonna stay up through the night and...bounce around
they're revvin' like electric motors...and they can't calm down
like candy, they're poppin'...they ain't come down yet
oh...but they're so amped out
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat
oh you feel weird...and so powerful
those bennies make ya razor keen
it gives your brain a goose...but don't abuse
or else you're gonna need some thorazine...whoa oh !
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat
young kids...provin' their unsquareness
parents ain't minded...cause bennies make 'em care less
will they survive ?...will addiction be too strong ?
will they end up livin' out on the streets
or do what's right and move on ?
like candy, they're poppin'...they ain't come down yet
oh...but they're so amped out
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat
oh you feel weird...and so powerful
those bennies make ya razor keen
it gives your brain a goose...but don't abuse
or else you're gonna need some thorazine...whoa oh !
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat
they must be takin' something
cause they weigh less than a feather
they're gonna stay up through the night and...bounce around
they're revvin' like electric motors...and they can't calm down
like candy, they're poppin'...they ain't come down yet
oh...but they're so amped out
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat
oh you feel weird...and so powerful
those bennies make ya razor keen
it gives your brain a goose...but don't abuse
or else you're gonna need some thorazine...whoa oh !
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat
young kids...provin' their unsquareness
parents ain't minded...cause bennies make 'em care less
will they survive ?...will addiction be too strong ?
will they end up livin' out on the streets
or do what's right and move on ?
like candy, they're poppin'...they ain't come down yet
oh...but they're so amped out
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat
oh you feel weird...and so powerful
those bennies make ya razor keen
it gives your brain a goose...but don't abuse
or else you're gonna need some thorazine...whoa oh !
b-b-b-bennies make ya sweat
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Hopefully they will "do what's right and move on". 555
DuethisisthebestfreakinparodyIeverseenitreallyrocksyaknowwhatImean?
5s. Now how about one about the Pope's footwear: "Bennie's Shoes are Red"
Very well done. 555 quaaludes for you.
Don't know much about Bennies...but like they say, creativity is one percent inspiration, and ninety nine percent perspiration...good sweating, here..fives
Wow, dude, that was f***in' awesome, man! Do you really know Sir Elton John? Here's five threes or whatever.
What I typed should have been "Dude this is..." not "Due..."
thanks red ant michael john rex AFW and rick
Hey Alvin ! Just found this :) Good one ! Wonder how I came across it, heh heh... ?
seeeeeeeeee ya
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