Granules are spread out all round the frame
I can see the big fat slugs as it starts to rain
Oh and I scatter granules out through the sky
God I need these granules, so many slugs before my eyes

They say slugs are shifty though I've never seen
The granules tub says place them wherever they've been
Oh & they should know, cos gardening is tough
Lord I need granules, I miss my cabbages so much

Oh granules for slugs, you are just what I need
When they're out in the rain, turn my veg to a meal
My plants have died, the slugs get more than I
Granules you're a chance for my veg not to die

Granules are spread out all round the frame
I can see the big fat slugs as it starts to rain
Oh and I scatter granules out through the sky
God I need these granules, so many slugs before my eyes
Oh God I need these granules, so many slugs before my eyes

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