There a little bit funny,
These jokes tonight.

But the humor's thin,
I hope some Oblige.

I'm so lazy, I can't change it at all,
So I'm stuck on this crap, til, it ends in the fall.

If I was Lorne Michaels,
But then again, no.
or the Prez of NBC, I'd would can all those guys.
I know it's bit much, but I wish it happens soon,
Or the next sound you'll hear, is my eyes go kabloom!

(Chorus)

I want to say it, SNL Sucks now,
Tell it to Horatio Sanz, and Tina Faye.
I liked it better, no matter whether, I saw it on TV, back in the 70's, To see Chevy and Belushi.


I sat in my chair, helps to have a beer, or two, when watching this, I'm gonna go take a whiz.
Hope the show changes, while I take a leak,
I hope this isn't too perverse, to those read this.

So I get back to sitting, I guess I'm a fool, I see Chris Kattan and Will Ferell too, I guess his humor's just fine, Elf and Old School were good for shows, those were only things, I thought were funny.

(Chorus)

I think it's okay to say, SNL Sucks Now.
Before Hartman, Radner and Farley, were ever gone.
and Dana Carvey, and Mike Myers, Were in their prime, and Wayne's World was the best thing alive.
(Repeat last verse)
and Dana Carvey, and Mike Myers, Were in their prime, and Wayne's World was the best thing alive.