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Song Parodies -> "Jello"

Original Song Title:

"Mellow"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Jello"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics


downcast...on pie, i'm gonna pass
don't you know i need some jello
i'm gonna be morose...until i get a dose
baby...make poor me, some jello

i've just got this feeling...no dessert's more appealing
when will i be fed again ?
when the kitchen's closed...i get bellicose
though i don't like to complain

oh...please make me jello
whoa...oh...please make me jello
texture's smooth you know
"JELLO ! "...i'm squealing, till i get
"FASTER ! "...i start to crow
oh...i need some jello
whoa...oh...a bowl of jello
nothing's so sweet and fine
heaven knows i go overboard
but golly...this is jello time

going down to the stores in town
to that certain aisle, proceed
pile it up to here...i want jello, dear
its really all this fellow needs

and its never bad...not a box i've had
caused me any strife
consumed in mass...hell, a case don't last
i'll be out before tonight

oh...please make me jello
whoa...oh...please make me jello
texture's smooth you know
"JELLO ! "...i'm squealing, till i get
"FASTER ! "...i start to crow
oh...i need some jello
whoa...oh...a bowl of jello
nothing's so sweet and fine
heaven knows i go overboard
but golly...this is jello time

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Johnny D - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
There's always room for five-oh's.
John Barry - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Swell-o.
Bill Cosby - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Brad Garret Used My Voice On A Episode Of Hollywood Squares About Jell-o.
AFW - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Another good food parody..fives
MasonR - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This made me jiggle, I mean, giggle. And extra points for digging up a song from when Sir Elton was actually progressive and creative.
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks to johnny , john, AFW and mason...and oh you too mr. cosby, i'm honored
Bill Cosby - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
You Can Download A File About It On A Game Show Website. TBGS.Flashgameshows.Com. It's In A Hollywood Squares Page.

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