it's a little bit runny...and leaking outside
the red rocket rose...it can't...easily hide
they stay stop that, sonny...but boy, if i did
he'd whine and he'd pout, there...no will to live

and when i am done here...and once again...he blows
dog and lad...will have notions...of a...sweet afterglow
he grows at my touch...yes, this beast...always do
my grip on his dong and...'fore long, he's through

and you can tell by his body...that he's turned on
the trick is quite simple, but...when you get done
he'll think you're so kind...he'll think you're so kind
for the act, that occured
how wonderful life is...when he is unfurled

i seem so aloof...as i show him who's boss
then the room...fills with curses...my folks caught me...they're cross
spanked my buns a long time...told me it was wrong
not for people to do...get dogs so turned on

but excuse me forgetting...my dog i must do
my pooch is spoiled rotten...can't believe...how he grew
anyway...the act is...not meant to demean
its just for exercise...its not obscene

and you can tell by his body...that he's turned on
the trick is quite simple, but...when you get done
he'll think you're so kind...he'll think you're so kind
for the act, that occured
how wonderful life is..when he is unfurled