While out sailing at sea we were spied
and stalked by vicious Pirates
Pulled alongside our ship
Came onboard, and then threatened us with violence

Captain's glass eye stared at me
In deep sh*t, it's plain to see
Captured by the Pirates; real mean dudes
Captured by mean Pirates; now I'm screwed

Taken by mean Pirates
They appear deranged, sir
Quite obscene; these Pirates
I am in grave danger

Captured by the Pirates
Think I am in trouble
Captive of mean Pirates
‘bout to burst my bubble

~ ~ ~ Har-har-har, har-har-har, yo-ho-ho, har-de-har-har-har ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ Yo-ho-ho, har-har-har, yo-ho-ho, har-de-har-har-har ~ ~ ~

Well I'm old; not too bold
And I see - their captain is a madman
Then he scowled at me
“Yer a coward; ye be meeker than a woman”

Guess this guy is not “PC”
What will now become of me?
Steel blades of the Pirates; sharp and cold
Hope that God has mercy on my soul

Captured by these Pirates
They are really mean dudes
Cruel and obscene Pirates
Now I think I am screwed

Hostage of these Pirates
Lips begin to quiver
Terrified of Pirates
“Lillied” is my liver

~ ~ ~ Har-har-har, har-har-har, yo-ho-ho, har-de-har-har-har ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ Yo-ho-ho, har-har-har, yo-ho-ho, har-de-har-har-har ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Repeat to Fade) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~